Argy Bargy - Radio Commercial chords by Squeeze

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Verse 1
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Okay everybody, pay attention,
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this  is an important message.
D 
I haven't got long, I wanted an hour
but people have been messing
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G 
me about all day.
C 
I'm gonna tell you that if you don't
Em 
buy this record,
F 
you'll be making the gravest
mistake of your life.
D 
You're saying to yourself,
G 
what grave mistake will I be making?
F#m 
I'm gonna tell you
what grave mistake you'll be making.
D 
You'll be missing out on listening
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to the most incredible band,
no, no not band,
Em 
let's say the most incredible
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conglomerate of geniuses,
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ever to put wax   their discs on record.
G 
Am 
I want you to go out and buy this record.
F 
I'm not going to tell
you who it's by yet,
C 
I'm going to tell you some more about it.
G 
It's got the most fantastic guitar,
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fantastic keyboards,
incredible drums,
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interesting bass,
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best lyrics you've ever heard
since Bob Dylan,
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Randy Newman and Marks put together.
G 
I want to tell you that if you don't buy this,
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you probably won't im prove your life
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Am 
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by any means whatsoever. And the name of the band,
you're waiting for it,
I'm going to tell you now,
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brace yourself, it's Squeeze!
D 
And the name of the record
is Argy Bargy,
not Aggie Baggie
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as some people call it.
People who call it that generally
Em 
didn't go to school
and are fairly stupid
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say it's R .G. Bar G
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on A &M Records and Tate.
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Available at Listening Booth,
We Three Records,
Peaches and Sam Goodies.