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Are You Ready To Rapture? chords by 
Andy Shernoff
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Intro 1
D
Am
C
G
D
Am
C
G
Verse 1
D
The sky is pouring,
Am
as the light shines through
C
Guess who's back?
G
It's the zombie Jew
D
He's really pissed at the
Am
unmarried fornicators
C
The stem cell crusaders
G
D
Am
C
G
and the butthole invaders
D
So the towers fell,
Am
and the earth did quake
C
Just a little taste of his vengeance
G
America, prepare for your fate
D
Cause when the trumpets sound,
you will astound
Am
Watch the rivers turn to blood
C
The sinners cry, the dead will rise
G
Judgment day has come
Em
A
Are you ready to rapture
Em
A
The Savior that you spurned?
Em
C
G
Love you forever
A
But the unbelievers must burn
When the zombie Jew
D
Am
C
G
returns
D
The Jewish zombie
Am
had a vir gin for a mommy
C
He's so confused, life's a mess
G
When you got two daddies
and you think you're blessed
D
So he died for your sins,
came back for your brains
Am
Guilt trip until we're all insane
C
He needs your money,
he reads your mind
G
From his theme park in the sky
Em
A
Are you ready to rapture?
Em
A
Our savior has returned
Em
C
He loves you forever
G
A
But the unbelievers must burn
Bm
G
A
When the zombie Jew returns
Bm
G
A
Bm
G
D
A
D
The Antichrist will come as
Am
a man of peace
C
He could be the president
G
With a microchip implanted by the beast
D
He's gonna tempt and tease ya
Am
Use evolution to deceive ya
C
And when the final battle comes
G
Will you be a chosen one?
Em
A
Are you ready to rapture?
Em
A
On a white horse you will ride
Em
C
G
Revenge will be so sweet
A
When all the heathen burn
And the zombie Jew return
Bm
G
D
A
s
D
You
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