Are You Ready To Rapture? chords by Andy Shernoff
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Intro 1
(D major) (A minor) (C major) (G major)
(D major) (A minor) (C major)
(G major)
Verse 1
The sky (D major) is pouring,
as the light (A minor) shines through
Guess (C major) who's back?
It's the (G major) zombie Jew
He's (D major) really pissed at the
un (A minor) married fornicators
The (C major) stem cell crusaders
and the (G major) butthole invaders (D major) (A minor) (C major) (G major)
So the (D major) towers fell,
and the earth (A minor) did quake
Just a little (C major) taste of his vengeance
Amer (G major) ica, prepare for your fate
Cause when the (D major) trumpets sound,
you will astound
Watch (A minor) the rivers turn to blood
The sin (C major) ners cry, the dead will rise
Judg (G major) ment day has come
(E minor) Are you ready to rap (A major) ture
The Sa (E minor) vior that you spurned? (A major)
(E minor) Love you forever (C major) (G major)
But the unbelievers must (A major) burn
When the zombie Jew
return (D major) s (A minor) (C major) (G major)
The (D major) Jewish zombie
had a (A minor) vir gin for a mommy
He's (C major) so confused, life's a mess
When you (G major) got two daddies
and you think you're blessed
So he (D major) died for your sins,
came back for your brains
Guilt (A minor) trip until we're all insane
He (C major) needs your money,
he reads your mind
From (G major) his theme park in the sky
Are (E minor) you ready to rap (A major) ture?
Our sa (E minor) vior has returned (A major)
(E minor) He loves you forever (C major)
(G major) But the unbelievers must (A major) burn
When the zombie Jew return (B minor) s (G major) (A major)
(B minor) (G major) (A major) (B minor) (G major) (D major)
(A major) (D major)
The Antichrist will come as
a man (A minor) of peace
He (C major) could be the president
With a (G major) microchip implanted by the beast
He's (D major) gonna tempt and tease ya
Use evolu (A minor) tion to deceive ya
And when the (C major) final battle comes
Will (G major) you be a chosen one?
(E minor) Are you ready to rap (A major) ture?
On a (E minor) white horse you will ride (A major)
(E minor) Revenge will be (C major) so sweet (G major)
When all the heathen burn (A major)
And the zombie Jew return
(B minor) s (G major) (D major) (A major)
(D major) You
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