Are We Ever Gonna Have Sex Again? chords by Sara hickman

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Life's become a great big list
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Of things to do and buy and fix
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At night we pass out beat for ten
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
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I looked for your it today
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Seeing as it had gone away
Well, ain't been you since
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who knows when
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Are we ever gonna have
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sex again?
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We used to be triple X rated
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Look at us now
We're so domesticated
Don't you hate it?
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Whatever happened to Babe and  Stunt?
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Too much KFC and Butt?
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I shouted out into the wind
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
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Come here, baby, and scratch my itch
Or I'll show you one mean -ass bitch
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Cause I'm so tired of acting zen
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
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Screw making love
It's way too ambitious
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Let's get down on the rug
After you finish the dishes
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That meadow hut, the eggs are frying
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But you get extra points for tryin'
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Or maybe I can squeeze you in
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Between the PTA and CNN
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Are we ever gonna have sex again?
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Don't make me go to other men
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Are we ever gonna have sex?
I'm not part this
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I  can't, I can't
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I  don't, can't
You know you are, don't you mind
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I don't want you to dance with me
Ow!