Analogies chords by Fish Karma

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Verse 1
Gm 
C 
F 
Gm 
 (G minor)  (C major)  (F major) Love is  (G minor) like a
large piece of cheese cloth
attached to a revolving bowling ball covered
with fructose and postage stamps.
G 
 (G major) Love is like a black
velvet painting of Elvis
F 
except one  (F major) of the sideburns is missing
Gm 
G 
and  (G minor) the jumpsuit is inside  (G major) out
F 
and Elvis  (F major) is a black midget.
G 
Love  (G major) is like a made -for -TV movie
starring Pia Zador and David Soule
F 
as  (F major) wacky, suburban neo -Nazis
C 
G 
whose refri (C major) gerator is on  (G major) the verge
C 
 (C major) of breaking down
G 
C 
while the  (G major) dog begs for neu (C major) tering.
F 
G 
 (F major) Love is  (G major) like George Bush's left,
not his right,
but his left testicle
swinging gently in the airspace
F 
G 
 (F major) over  (G major) Panama,
glowing gently like a neon
ball or something
F 
 (F major) while the barefoot children beneath
fill their buckets with chicken entrails
G 
C 
and  (G major) dream of Olds (C major) mobiles
Eb 
F 
 (E flat major) and saran  (F major) wrap.
Love is like Isadora Duncan,
G 
her svelte, taut,  (G major) 
well -muscled body
Eb 
G 
 (E flat major) enwrapped  (G major) in translu
F 
C 
 (F major) cent silk  (C major) scarves
F 
G 
suddenly  (F major) swallowed  (G major) whole
F 
 (F major) by frogs with lisps.
G 
C 
Love is like bell -bottom  (G major) trouser (C major) s
F 
Bb 
Filled  (F major) with lint, wax slips,  (B flat major) 
Gm 
F 
 (G minor) empty PEZ dispensers.  (F major) 
G 
C 
But  (G major) the lint doesn't exist!  (C major) 