He just plays around the house all day
When I tell him to, he won't stay
But he can out -how a Pekingese hound
So I wouldn't trade my American mate
The other day I had a blind date
She ordered French champagne,
I don't mean to cause a scene,
but do you have some cold -blood wiser?
I wouldn't trade my American made
for all the tea in China.
I see things made in Hong Kong.
They're so good at making up things,
sing me their last Haggard song.
Give me a burger and fries with chili
on the side down at Old Brown's Diner
I've seen pictures of women
Geisha girls on calendars
might be some poor boy's dream
I see things made in Hong Kong
sing me their last Haggard song
I've got an old Chevrolet
to me there's nothing finer
So I wouldn't trade my American made
Call me old -fashioned if you will,
for all the tea in China you