When I go to join the departed,
I don't want my heart jump -started
I don't wanna make some fool a hero,
just leave my pulse right there at zero
No, I don't want no stranger
If I should die alone in bed
If I should fall and hit my head
One thing you gotta promise me,
When I go, just let me be
cause I won't feel the pain
Don't you go doing me no favors
Doctor, you can shove that respirator
It's been fun, but now it's done
When I'm this dead -ass jerk,
Buy some plywood at the Home Depot
Have my brothers build a box
No, I don't want no fancy flowers
People hangin' round my house for hours
Dig a hole on the front lawn
And play something that rocks
If I should die alone in bed
If I should fall and hit my head
One thing you gotta promise me,
So when I go, just let me be
I'm going where it never rains
No, I'm not talking about California
Lay me out, I'll be back to haunt ya
It's been fun, but now it's done
Don't go looking for my memoirs
I'll tell it all right now
It's not all that exciting
I was good, then I was bad
Then I was good, then I was bad
Then I was bad, but in the very end
cause I won't feel the pain
Don't you go puttin' yourself in hock
I'll be without this singin'
adios ill be there tell me,
I think the last one was certainly better