Bad times may bar you from sex.
At times, when Satan in slacks
Breaks down your self -control,
Your rabbi may tire of his roles,
So baby, this rule I propose,
always have an ace in the hole.
If my brain is simply un canny,
when I'm in a spot it's true,
I always know what to do.
It's because my clever old
granny knew oh such a lot.
if granny knew oh such a lot.
To steady me and ready me
for the battle of men and mice
And give me this good advice,
Sad times may fol low your tracks
Bad times may bar you from sex
Bad times, when Satan in slacks
Breaks down your self -control
Your raving may tire of his rose,
So maybe this rule I propose,
Always have an ace in the hole.