A Stench In Time
A Stench In Time

A Stench In Time easy guitar chords by Jan & Dean

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    • Verse 1


    Secluded 
    in 

    Bel -Air, 
    somewhere in 
    the 

    Bel 
    -Air 

    Botanical 

    Gardens, 
    is 
    the palatial 

    estate 
    of 
    young singers 

    Jan 
    and 

    Dean. 

    One 
    day... 

    Holy 
    banana 
    peel, 

    Jan! 

    Someone's 
    overturned 
    our garbage 
    cans! 
    I 

    bet you 
    it that 
    little fink 
    down the 
    street, 

    Stevie 

    Guthrie! 

    No, 
    no, 

    Freen. 

    Why, 
    it could only 
    be that sinister 
    stinker, 

    that foul 
    fiend 
    of fra
    grance. 

    The 

    Milk 

    Man? 

    No, 
    it's 
    our arch 
    -rival, 
    that wretched 
    refuse 
    collector, 

    that rogue 
    of 
    rub
    bish. 

    The 

    Garbage 

    Man. 

    Quickly, 

    Jan and 

    Dean dash 
    out in 
    front and begin 
    to inspect 

    the overturned 
    garbage. 

    That ludicrous 
    litterbug 
    is 
    struck again. 

    I wonder what 
    he's up to this time, 

    Kreen. 

    Holy 
    coffee 
    grounds, 

    Ban. 

    Maybe 
    there's a clue among 

    this refuse. 

    What 
    about the... 

    Oh, prune 
    seeds. 

    That's it. 

    How about corn 
    on the cob? 

    Our arch 
    rivals always leave 
    clues, 

    Ban. 

    Where are they? 

    Then 
    the boys begin to 

    search through the 
    sea of rubbish. 

    Blech! 

    Blech! 

    Blech! 

    I 
    can't take this 
    any longer. 

    It's time to 
    change. 

    It's 
    the little old 
    lady from 

    Pasadena. 

    Quickly, 
    the 
    boys are transformed 
    into 

    Captain 

    Jan and 

    Dean, 
    the boy blunder. 

    Look, 
    boy blunder, 

    wrapped in this 
    old piece of newspaper. 

    Yeah, 
    it's 
    an old piece 
    of gazelta 
    fish. 

    No 
    help 
    there. 

    Suddenly, 
    the boys look up to 
    see the garbage man 

    speed off 
    in his garbage truck. 

    A small 
    piece of garbage is 
    seen to fall off 

    the back of the truck. 

    This is odd. 

    Here, 
    boy 

    Blender, 
    let's take 
    it inside and analyze 

    it in our special 
    super 
    -duper analyzing 
    machine. 

    Alright! 

    To 
    the attic. 

    Who, me? 

    Captain 

    Jan's secret attic 
    laboratory. 


    A piece of garbage 
    is 
    quickly analyzed. 


    Here's the answer, 

    Spleen. 

    Yeah, 
    it's garbage. 

    Great 
    gravy. 

    It says it comes 
    from the city 
    dump. 

    What 
    could we do 

    without the analyzer? 

    Quickly, 

    Ding, to 
    the atom -powered 
    woody. 

    Who, 
    me? 

    You blundering 
    dolt! 

    We were in the 
    attic! 

    Yeah? 

    I'll take the stairs, 

    and you meet me 
    in a moment. 

    Where's the moment? 

    As 
    the boys reach 
    the city dump 

    and begin sniffing, 

    rather, 
    snooping around, 

    they 
    are scooped 

    up by that harlequin 

    of the heap's 
    giant garbage 
    scooper 

    and 
    dumped in
    to 
    the garbage truck. 

    Help! 

    Help! 

    Help! 

    Oh, 
    it's 
    like it's 
    suffering sour. 

    Your 
    ears 
    alert and 
    your nose 
    closed 

    for the exciting 
    conclusion 

    on 
    the other side 
    of this 
    record. 



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