A Letter to Santa chords by Bob Rivers
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Verse 1
(F sharp minor) (B minor) (F sharp minor) (B minor) Dear Santa Claus,
It has been (E minor) brought to my (F sharp minor) at tention by one of our operatives (B minor) that you have secured for yourself, and your interests,
(B major) a very lucrative position (F sharp minor) in the toy (C sharp major) and game industry. (G sharpdim) Nor (C sharp major) mally, my associates and I would not (F sharp minor) involve ourselves in child- exploitation schemes such as (D major) yours. However, it is quite clear to us (C sharp major) that you have over- (F sharp minor) stepped your bounds and are coming into my family's territories. That I cannot let you (E minor) do.
Mr. Claus, we've known each other for many years, (A major) (D major) and we have no problem (C major) with your operations (B minor) in the North Pole. (D major) But,
uh, Consigliere tells (B minor) me (E minor) that you have expanded your deliveries to the entire south side, most of the north side, and everywhere but the (D major) Jewish neighborhoods.
(E minor) I understand, Mr. Kringle, that you and I share many interests. (D major) We both make lists. We both know who's (C major) been naughty and who's been nice. Have I mentioned, (B minor) that, uh, red is also my favorite color? (E minor) This (B minor) year when you (G major) make your rounds, (D major) I hope you'll take time stop by the house for a cup of (C major) coffee and some cookies,
(B minor) so that, uh, we can discuss (E minor) an offer I know you can't refuse. I know how much you like (A major) cookies. (C major) (E minor) I am sure you will do this thing I ask out of respect, but I would (D major) be remiss (E minor) if I did not re (B minor) mind you of the tragic demise (C minor) (C major) of our mutual friend and confid (D major) ant, Frosty T. Snowman. (E minor) I regret that it was necessary to teach Frosty a lesson.
Sin (C major) cerely, and with warmest (E minor) wishes for
(B major) you and the lovely Mrs. (E minor) Claus,
Don
P.S.
It would be most unfortunate for you to wake up (C major) one morning to find the heads of eight (E minor) tiny reindeer
(B major) s in bed with (E minor) you. I am sure you are a (C major) reasonable man, and this will not be (E minor) ne cessary (A major)
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