19-Year-Olds & The Go To Hell Store chords by Tim Wilson
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Verse 1
(G major) Can you carry on a conversation
with a 19 -year -old kid anymore, sir?
It's almost impossible.
Got the Moe Howard haircut,
got the tattoos up the back,
spike through the tongue,
tackle box on the face.
Don't (G minor) know sh** on
a skate (G major) board
wanting to go to hell.
We want to go to hell.
Get a job, that's hell.
Get a wife, get a house payment.
(F major) That's all the hell (G major) one man can stand.
I'm in Evansville, Indiana
and the mall over there,
they got one of them little go -to
-hell stores
in the mall there.
Y 'all got a go -to -hell
store here?
Go -to -hell stores.
They always got those little
pentagram rings
and the skull ring
and the Ouija board
and the (A minor) psychic cards
an (G major) d the tarot cards
and the gothic clothes,
all your go -to -hell paraphernalia.
It's always on the other end
of the mall
from the Christian bookstore,
it's always down in the lit up section
next to the Piccadilly -ass cafeteria.
There's always a lot of people with walkers,
you know, trying
to get around the tumbleweeds.
You walk in the Bible store, the lady,
are you going to heaven
today, sir?
Ma 'am, I would go,
but if they got the personality y got,
I think I'm gonna go to the food court.
So I'm back in the go -to
-hell store
trying to find me an Alice Cooper XXL t -shirt.
I guess you can't go to hell
if you're a 2X.
All I got is a bunch of (D major) men's medium (G major) t -shirts
in this place.
Would you hire a guy
in a men's medium t -shirt
and say, I wouldn't wash my damn
truck
with a men's medium t -shirt.
You can't put on a (A minor) good puppet show
(G major) with a men's medium.
You Alice Cooper,
you remember (F major) when Alice Cooper
was the worst thing that could
(G major) possibly happen to you?
Remember those days?
Now, he don't even damn qualify.
You know, Alice Cooper's
out playing golf somewhere.
Where'd you get all this money?
Oh, I used to bulls**t people,
tell them they were going to hell.
I had a snake and a band.
We sang 18. Little clowns now
about it, crazy.
It's scary when you got to worry
about a 15 -year -old
more than you do a biker.
Now the Hells Angels are help.
Guys!
Remember when bikers
used to be scary?
Remember when, you know, the Hells Angels,
the outlaws,
those were the guys you worried about.
Now a guy with a ponytail,
tattoos up the back,
hell, he's like your buddy.
Thank God you're here.
There's a 14 -year -old
that makes A's in chemistry.
He's kind of pissed.
Well, don't worry.
Well, hell, we're kind of
worried about him ourselves.
I remember when Charles
Manson was scary.
Now Charles Manson's starting
to look a lot like Johnny Paycheck.
I think the sun got too hot
in 91 or something.
I don't know.
19-Year-Olds & The Go To Hell Store
Tim Wilson
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