0% Finance chords by GZA, The Genius
Intro 1
F
Verse 1
F
Tuck her off the showroom floor,
no money down
Near the Chrysler building,
the heart of Midtown
Two hundred horsepower under the hood
Junk in the trunk,
very far from damaged goods
Designed the frames of windshields
to stay tinted
The most beautiful thing someone invented
A Wrangler, had a sticker on the bumper
A sign in case tow trucks tried to jump her
Rear view mirror that of Selena Williams
Staring with the crime,
then the look would kill him
Brushless showers in the Brazilian wax
Cash in the glove department,
free from tax
Low mileage on the odometer
Graduate with more degrees
than a thermometer
Squad clubs,
but great conversations
She would focus on the finish
line or destination
Steering in the right direction
Made sure I wore a seatbelt
and had airbags for protection
In her tank, she loved to stash her tool like Hepa -4,
super unleaded fuel
She had a room full of skirts and rims,
the old ones used to swing off ropes that
often hung from limbs
Attempt at the Ford modeling agency,
suburban area with a Caucasian street
Her great -grandfather was a Cherokee Indian,
explorer and navigator,
traveling then began
Sharpening his arrows on Plymouth Rock,
commanding chief of raised cattle
and reselling the livestock
King of the frontier, right up with Al Rez,
he was just as sharp as a needle
without threat
Legend and truth were known
to run the herd
The sons were Oldsmobiles
that drank Thunderburg
Landcruisers sittin' on fertile soil
With equipment that ran off expensive oil
Folks bragging,
said the horse pulled the Volkswagen
They loved Mustangs,
Sally and Lolly gaggin'
Fished in Lake Tahoe cookin'
Barracudas
Huntin' Impalas with the six shooters
From a long range with the Dog Rover
It was somethin' else to
see him knock them over
Some got caught in the crossfire
A bunch of rabbits indicating
these dudes should retire
One was goin' bald rockin'
his sunroof for gas guzzler
and his grill was one tooth
a strong accent and a beard like Lincoln
who hated to golf course
but he loved drinking
Avenger used to pick up chicks
he had magnums that
was ramped up to thick
he wore blazer
where he used to hide the Ruger
for encounters with the Jaguars and Cougars
a veteran who would salute
and sing the anthem in accord
with his plan
cause he was a phantom
he had a fat lady they called Hummer
and um she needed body work
for the whole summer
she had a few friends
who used to stay in the pound
abandoned the parking lots
and junkyard down
Wranglers in rest areas
and truck stops,
cassette players
Known to make the tape pop,
gold diggers who wanted cream
like Wells Fargo in Vegas
They circled around the Monte Carlo
You know the snakes with the fangs and vipers,
bloodsuckers who will juice
the piss from diapers
Met the cavaliers at the Outback Steakhouse,
chicken cut to supreme just for takeout
One of them was forced
to live in Astoria,
cause at the auction they
had crowned Victoria
Since then her friends charged
her battery,
had her running off the streets flattering
She kept a loud muffler,
couldn't trust her
Police used to always pull over this duster
A pothead from some called the Firebird
A foul mouth who
could've used wiser words
Her man used to hustle
and ran the crack corner
So insecure he kept low jack on her
Creepin' with his vibes as low,
high beamin'
Temper will accelerate,
private eye schemin'
He would check the consoles for rubbers
She would pass the inspection
with flying colors
She would turn left if he said right
On a cycle he would often run red light
His voice echoed if she dodged a convo
Her previous owner, all he did was boner
Some drove her crazy, she was just a loner
He had her leaking transmission fluid
Said it was an accident,
didn't mean to do it
No insurance, with a grilled cage
She sobbed uncontrollably, still stayed
Another total eclipse of the heart
Like the freezing weather
that never gave her a start
Plus, he had a sidekick in his garage
And if he needed a boot,
she would give him a charge
He was sentenced for running
an escort service
Escaped from prison,
but made a few nervous
His baby mother and wife, the BMW
Number one on the list,
who he brought trouble to
She done everything to regain her liberty
Tried to beat Audi,
but went into delivery
Moved to Aspen, survived the avalanche
A different element inside of Dada Ranch
Far away when she changed the pattern
The distance was like from
Mercury to Saturn
Thanks
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