From The Ritz To The Rubble Tab by Arctic Monkeys

Well, last night these two bouncers

And (B major) one of 'em's alright,

the other one's the scary one

His (D major) way or no way, (E minor) totalitarian

He's (B major) got no time for your looking or breathing

How he (D major) don't want you to,

so (E minor) step out the queue

He makes ex (B major) amples of you

and there's there's nowt you can say

Be (D major) hind they go through

to the (E minor) bit where you pay

And you (B major) realize then that it's finally the time

To (D major) walk back past ten-thousand

(E minor) eyes in the line

And you can

(B major) swap jumper and

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make another move In

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(D major) stilled in your brain, you've got

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(E minor) something to prove To all

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(B major) the smirking faces and the boys in black Why

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(D major) can't they be pleasant? Why

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(E minor) can't they have a laugh?

He's got his (B major) hand in your chest,

he wants to give you a duff

Well, (D major) secretly I think they want you

(E minor) all to kick off

They want (B major) arms flying everywhere

and bottles as well

It's just (D major) something to talk about,

a (E minor) story to tell, yeah

(D major) (E minor) (B major)

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Well, I'm so glad they turned us away

We'll put it down (D major) to fate (E minor) (B major)

I said a thousand million things

I could never say (D major) this morning (E minor) (B major)

Got too deep,

but how deep is too (D major) deep? (E minor) (B major)

(B major) Well, this town's a different town today

(D major) Said, this town's a (E minor) different town

to what it (B major) was last night

You couldn't have done that on a (D major) Sunday (E minor)

(B major) And that girl's a different girl today

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(D major) Said, that girl's a (E minor) different girl to her you

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(B major) kissed last night You

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couldn't have done that on a (D major) Sunday (E minor)

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Of course not

Well, I'm so glad they turned us all away

We'll put it down (D major) to fate (E minor) (B major)

I thought a thousand million things

That I could never think (D major) this morning (E minor) (B major)

Got too deep,

but how deep is too (D major) deep? (E minor) (B major)

(B minor) Last night, what we talked about

(D major) It made so much (E minor) sense

But now the (B minor) haze has ascended

It don't make no sense an (D major) ymore (E minor)

(B minor) Said, last night, what we talked about

(D major) It made so much (E minor) sense

But now the (B minor) haze has ascended

It don't make no sense an (D major) ymore (E minor) oh

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(D major) (E minor)

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(B minor) (B minor)

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(D major) (E minor)

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(B minor) (B minor)

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(D major) (E minor)

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(B minor) (B minor)

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(B minor) Da-da, da-da-da

(D major) Da-da, da-da-da, (E minor) da-da-da-da

(B minor) Da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da (D major) (E minor)