You're as cuddly as a cactus.
You're as charming as an eel,
with a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
with a thirty -nine -and -a -half
You're a violin, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
your soul is full of gunk
The three words that best describe you
are as follows and I quote
You're rotten, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sauce
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super -nause
You're a crooked jerky -jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
You're a three -decker sauerkraut