You're A Customer
You're A Customer

You're A Customer easy guitar chords by Epmd

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  • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    [Erick 
    Sermon] 

    Knick knack 
    patty 
    whack 
    give 
    a dog 
    bone 

    Yo, 
    don't 
    give him 
    nothing 

    but 
    a microphone 

    Don't 
    stop, 
    I'm not 
    finished 
    yet 

    You said 
    I'm not 
    the E, 

    you wanna 
    make 
    a bet? 

    Remember 
    this: 
    Lounge, 

    you in 
    the danger 
    zone 

    I figured 
    you would, 

    now 
    leave 
    me alone 

    You pick 
    and 
    you wish 
    on 
    a four- 
    leaf clover 

    To 
    be the 
    double 
    over 

    and 
    over 

    You're intrigued 
    by 
    the way 

    I do 
    my thing 

    (Do what?) Pick 
    up the 
    mic 

    high 
    and make 
    it swing 

    Verse 2
    [PMD] 
    I have 

    the capability 
    to rap 
    and chill 

    Cold 
    wax 
    and tax 
    MC's who 

    tend 
    to act 
    ill 

    It's 
    like 
    Diggum 
    Smack 

    Smack 
    me 
    and I'll 
    smack 
    you back 

    I get 
    goosebumps when the 

    baseline thumps 

    A sucker 
    MC 
    arrives, 

    now 
    it's time 
    for lunch 

    When I'm 
    cooling 
    on the 
    scene, 

    I notice 
    one thing 

    I'm not Bounce, 

    so 
    sucker 
    MC's cling 

    I consider 
    myself 
    better 
    than 
    average 

    Yo, 
    I rock 
    the mic 
    like 
    a wild 

    beast savage 

    Verse 3
    [Erick Sermon] 
    I'm in the 

    bottling 
    state, 

    can't 
    concentrate 

    I make 
    a move 
    like 
    chess, 

    and 
    then I 
    yell 
    "checkmate" 

    You know 
    why 
    I get 

    zanier and 
    zanier? 

    Because 
    of 
    EPMD mania 

    When I 
    walk 
    through the 
    crowd 

    I can 
    see 
    heads 
    turning 

    I hear 
    voices 
    saying 
    "That's 

    Erick 
    Sermon" 

    Not 
    only 
    from the 
    women, 

    but 
    from 
    the men 

    You 
    know what? 
    It feels 
    good, 

    my friend 

    Verse 4
    [PMD] 
    I'm the 

    double 
    E, 

    the 
    Thrilla of Manilla 

    Better 
    known 
    as the 
    MC 
    cold 
    killer 

    PMD cold 
    keeps 
    the place 
    jumping 

    And if 
    not then 
    we feel like 

    we owe 
    you something 

    Like 
    lotto, 
    you 
    have to 
    be 
    in 
    it to win 
    it 

    But 
    if the 
    beat 
    is fresh 
    then 

    Diamond 
    will 
    spin 
    it 

    If J 
    spin 
    it, then 
    it has to 
    be 
    fresh 

    To 
    make you 
    dance 

    until there's 
    no 
    one 
    left 

    Verse 5
    Cause 
    you 
    a customer 



    Verse 6
    [Erick Sermon] 

    Praying 
    like 
    a prey 
    when 
    the fox 
    in 
    action 

    smell 
    blood, 
    no 
    time 
    for maxing 

    Camouflage 
    in the 
    green, 
    my back 
    is 
    arc 

    Plus 
    you in trouble 
    cause it's 
    after 
    dark 

    My 
    eyes close 
    like 
    Steve 
    Austin, 

    I got 
    you in the 
    square 

    I won't 
    let 
    you run, 
    nah, 
    that 
    ain't fair 

    So 
    clear 
    my visions 
    until 
    I can 
    spot 
    him 

    Snatch 
    him 
    by the 
    neck 
    and say 

    Verse 7
    "Hmmm I 
    got 
    him" 

    [PMD] 

    Whenever 
    MC's, you're in 

    over 
    your head 

    My rhymes 
    are hungry 
    plus they 

    haven't 
    been fed 

    The process 
    of 
    elimination 
    is 
    quite 
    simple 

    Let 
    you grow 
    like 
    a blackhead 

    and pop 
    you like 
    a pimple 

    Slice 
    you like 
    lettuce, 

    toss you 
    like 
    a salad 

    Revoke 
    your MC 
    license 
    if your 

    rhymes 
    ain't valid 

    As we 
    go 
    on, 
    sucker 
    MC's sound 
    wacker 

    Like 
    a parrot 
    says 
    "Polly 
    want 

    a cracker" 

    Verse 8
    [Erick Sermon] 
    It was 

    a record 
    test, 

    nothing 
    we 
    can't 
    handle 

    At the house 
    they 
    had 
    the 

    mics on 
    the mantle 

    Looked 
    at the DJ 
    and said 
    "May 
    I?" 

    Lit 
    it up 
    like 
    the Fourth 
    of July 

    Because 
    I float 
    like 
    a butterfly, 

    sting 
    like 
    a bee 

    Whoa, 
    I'm 
    the 
    of 
    EPMD 

    I have 
    a strong 
    point 
    of view 

    on 
    the way 
    things 
    run 

    Just 
    shut 
    up 
    and listen 

    and learn 
    my son 

    Verse 9
    [PMD] 
    Absorb 

    that ass 
    like 
    Bounty, 

    the quicker 
    picker 
    upper 

    To tell 
    you up 
    front, 

    you're nothing 
    but 
    a sucker 

    The 
    style 
    we're using, 

    no doubt 
    copastetic 

    You try 
    to bite 
    and yet 
    sound 
    pathetic 

    Design 
    my rhymes 
    like 
    a taylor, 

    floatin' 
    like 
    a sailor 

    As 
    the P 
    gets 
    stronger, 
    MC's get 
    staler 

    Not 
    bragging 
    or 
    protagging, surely 

    not 
    fagging 

    MC's surrender, 

    raise 
    the flags 
    and 

    Give up the 
    titles 
    because 

    the signs 
    are vital 

    I keep 
    a voice 
    tuned 

    at a slow 
    and swift 
    idle 

    Verse 10
    You 
    a customer 


    Verse 11

    [Erick Sermon] 

    I need a 
    man 
    meal 
    sand
    wich, 

    yes 
    I need 
    Manwich 

    I feel 
    good, now 
    it's 
    time 
    to do 
    damage 

    I feel 
    like 
    balanced, 

    you 
    know what 
    I mean? 

    Wanna 
    rhyme 
    one 
    time, 

    to release 
    the steam 

    When 
    I grab 
    the mic 
    I get 
    dra

    matic 
    like 
    an 
    actor 

    You know 
    why 
    I get 
    over? 
    I'm 
    the master 

    do a 
    show, 

    pack 
    it in 
    til it's 
    clamming 
    up 

    Look 
    for the 
    microphone 

    Verse 12
    then 
    jam 
    it up 

    [PMD] 

    You said 
    you see me 
    jamming 

    in 
    New 
    York Tech 

    You got 
    one 
    right 
    fella, 

    you deserve 
    a check 

    How 
    did you know, 

    you must 
    have been 
    jocking 

    How do 
    you know 
    the places 

    I be 
    rocking? 

    Don't 
    follow 
    me fella, 

    every 
    move 
    that I make 

    I'm hostile 
    now 
    so I'll 
    give 

    you a break 

    Well search 
    upon 
    me 
    but don't 

    go 
    past 
    the limit 

    Here's a 
    card 
    and on the 
    back 
    is 

    my fan 
    club 
    digits 

    Verse 13
    [Erick Sermon] 

    There's two 
    things 
    to check 

    out in the 
    words 
    that I'm 
    saying 

    Plus 
    listen 
    to the 
    good 
    time 
    playing 

    Bro 
    is 
    bad, 
    the strings 
    he's 
    plucking 

    Fire 
    rhyme 
    after 
    rhyme, 

    watch 
    MC's duck 
    and 

    Verse 14
    [PMD] 
    MC's, the final 
    countdown 


    You look 
    tired, 
    can 
    you go 
    the round? 

    If 
    you can, 
    I'll slap 
    your hand 

    and give you 
    credit 

    And if not, 

    I'll turn 
    around 
    and say "Forget 
    it" 

    [Erick Sermon] 
    People say 
    that I'm 
    a party 
    pooper 

    Verse 15
    To 

    tell 
    the truth 
    I'm 
    a born 
    trooper 

    Verse 16
    You 
    a customer 

    Outro 1






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