Your Theory chords by Jad Fair, R. Stevie Moore

SimplifiedG · C · D · Em · F# …

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Intro 1

Verse 1
D 
I disagree with your theory,
G 
D 
that's full of bull.
G 
C 
I'm more than, more than, more than, more than,
D 
G 
more than, more than capable of doing the right thing.
C 
Yeah, your theory's full of crap.
D 
G 
I ain't fallin' for that kind of trap.
D 
I stick no pin in an evil map.
G 
C 
G 
D 
C 
I'll not sleep with the serpent.
Em 
C 
I'll not sit with the devil
F# 
F#m 
G 
and drink iced  tea.
C 
I, for one, refuse to agree.
G 
D 
G 
Not with the double at the lever
C 
The serpent is a hog
D 
Its food is an evil hot dog
G 
C 
D 
See the treasures the daylight bring
G 
Listen to the bell begin to ring
C 
Dracula's coffin made of pine
D 
Pulled into the sunshine
G 
C 
D 
Do the right thing
G 
C 
The serpent's hand is on the lever
G 
F# 
He thinks he's so darn clever
F#m 
G 
C 
G 
D 
Stay  away from this evil endeavor.
G 
Drag the box of pine
D 
into the sunshine.
G 
I'll not vote for him at the election.
C 
G 
Not this time.