one two, ladies and gentlemen, I am Chris Rock
With my man Prince Paul chillin'
It is my pleasure, it is my treat
(mm- hmm), it is my honor
To introduce to you the man that needs no
Or else you wouldn't have bought the
Ladies and germs get ready for the
A.K.A. Johnny Blaze (mmm)
A.K.A. The Iron Lung (mmm)
A.K.A. Mr. Kincaid (huh?)
A.K.A. Mr. Weatherby (what the fuck?)
A.K.A. Mr. Tibbs (ayy yo, get that nigga
A.K.A. The Say Hey Kid (still goin', son
A.K.A. The Frisco Kid (security release
A.K.A. Kid Dynamite (hey get that dog outta
A.K.A. Grandma Dynamite (fuck that, release
the dolphins out this mothafucker)
Do- doo- do- do- do- doo- do- do- doo
A.K.A. Ron Hightower (damn)
A.K.A. Heatmiser (burn him)
(If you can't say it all, just say Meth,
You play too fuckin' much)