You Don't Want To Know
You Don't Want To Know

You Don't Want To Know easy guitar chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

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    • Verse 1
    It 
    was 
    colder 
    than 
    a 
    witches 
    tit, 

    colder 
    than 
    a Polar 
    bear's 
    nose 

    Colder 
    than the 
    shoulder 
    of my 
    old flame, 

    colder 
    than hell 
    ever knows 

    Not 
    quite 
    as cold 
    as 
    you think 
    it is 

    when the 
    wind 
    chill 
    factors 
    blow 

    But 
    at 
    Centigrade 
    and Fahrenheit 

    it 
    felt 
    way 
    below 
    zero 

    Verse 2

    The 
    electric 
    duvet 
    was 
    cranked 
    way 
    up 

    To 
    10, the 
    gas 
    fires 
    were on 
    full 
    blast 

    When I 
    get the 
    bills 
    from 
    both 
    of those 

    Boards 
    I 
    don't know 
    if 
    the money 
    will last 

    I 
    was 
    fully 
    clothed 
    in 
    my 
    entire 

    Wardrobe 
    but I 
    still 
    couldn't 
    feel 
    my 
    toes 

    The 
    pipes 
    all burst 
    and we had 
    another 

    First, 
    the 
    water 
    in the 
    toilet 

    bowl 
    froze 

    Verse 3

    When the 
    radio 
    ordered 
    me to stay 
    at home 

    I 
    obeyed 
    though I was 
    miffed 

    But the 
    roads 
    were 
    ice, 

    There was 
    a ton 
    of snow, 

    and when 
    the wind 
    blows 
    snow 
    will 
    drift 

    I 
    was 
    brushing 
    and 
    flossing my 

    Chattering 
    teeth 
    and in the 

    mir
    ror 
    I saw 
    my breath 

    Half 
    frozen 
    watching 
    the TV 
    news, 

    The 
    other 
    half of 
    me was 

    worried 
    to death 

    Verse 4

    We've got 
    helicopter 

    rescues 
    and freezing 

    Old 
    ladies 
    and 
    the 
    choochoo 

    trains 
    won't 
    go 

    On the 
    M4 there's 
    a 
    5 mile 
    tailback, lorries 

    jacknifing in the 
    snow 

    And it's sum
    mertime 
    down 
    in 

    Australia 
    and 
    what 
    gets 

    right un
    der my 
    skin 

    On 
    the TV 
    they showing 
    suntanned 

    Cricketers, 

    they're 
    just 
    rubbing 
    it 
    in! 

    Verse 5

    And they're 
    saying 
    it's 
    from 
    Siberia, 

    that 
    Communist, 
    Arctic 
    zone 

    What we've 
    got 
    is a 
    Russian 
    plot 
    to make 

    the World 
    it's ice- 
    cream 
    cone 

    Whether 
    we're 
    gonna 
    get 
    a break, 

    the 
    weatherman will 
    not 
    say 

    I took 
    my 
    dog 
    for 
    a walk 
    and 
    he took 
    a 

    Crap, 
    you won't 
    smell 

    it until 
    April 
    or May 

    Verse 6
    And 
    the 
    same 
    thing 
    happened 
    here 
    last 
    year, 

    but 
    you don't 
    want 
    to know 

    In England 
    people 
    go around 

    wearing 

    Raincoats 
    and training 
    shoes 
    in 
    the snow 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 7
    It was 
    the coldest 
    day 
    on 
    record, 

    in the 
    coldest 
    week 
    in 
    memory 

    It was 
    the coldest 
    month 
    in 
    the 

    Coldest 
    year 
    on 
    the 
    coldest 
    night 
    in 
    history 

    But don't 
    ask 
    me just how 
    cold 
    it was, 

    you 
    don't 
    want 
    to know 

    On 
    Centigrade 
    and Fahrenheit 
    it 

    felt 
    way 
    below 
    zero 

    I'm talking 
    Centigrade 
    and 
    Fahrenheit, 

    it 
    was 
    way 
    below 
    zer
    o 

    Outro 1


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