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You Don't Want To Know easy guitar chords by 
Loudon Wainwright Iii
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Verse 1
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It was colder than a witches tit,
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colder than a Polar bear's nose
Colder than the shoulder of my old flame,
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colder than hell ever knows
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Not quite as cold as you think it is
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when the wind chill factors blow
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But at Centigrade and Fahrenheit
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it felt way below zero
Verse 2
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The electric duvet was cranked way up
To 10, the gas fires were on full blast
When I get the bills from both of those
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Boards I don't know if the money will last
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I was fully clothed in my entire
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Wardrobe but I still couldn't feel my toes
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The pipes all burst and we had another
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First, the water in the toilet
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bowl froze
Verse 3
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When the radio ordered me to stay at home
I obeyed though I was miffed
But the roads were ice,
There was a ton of snow,
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and when the wind blows snow will drift
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I was brushing and flossing my
Chattering teeth and in the
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mirror I saw my breath
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Half frozen watching the TV news,
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The other half of me was
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worried to death
Verse 4
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We've got helicopter
rescues and freezing
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Old ladies and the choochoo
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trains won't go
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On the M4 there's a 5 mile tailback, lorries
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jacknifing in the snow
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And it's summertime down in
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Australia and what gets
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right under my skin
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On the TV they showing suntanned
Cricketers,
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they're just rubbing it in!
Verse 5
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And they're saying it's from Siberia,
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that Communist, Arctic zone
What we've got is a Russian plot to make
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the World it's ice- cream cone
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Whether we're gonna get a break,
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the weatherman will not say
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I took my dog for a walk and he took a
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Crap, you won't smell
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it until April or May
Verse 6
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And the same thing happened here last year,
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but you don't want to know
In England people go around
wearing
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Raincoats and training shoes in the snow
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Interlude 1
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Em
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Verse 7
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It was the coldest day on record,
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in the coldest week in memory
It was the coldest month in the
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Coldest year on the coldest night in history
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But don't ask me just how cold it was,
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you don't want to know
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On Centigrade and Fahrenheit it
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felt way below zero
I'm talking Centigrade and Fahrenheit,
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it was way below zero
Outro 1
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