Y So Serious chords by Bezz Believe

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You can  (B major) catch me  (C major) smoking crack
or tripping off acid tabs and lean
Sniffing lines of raw cocaine
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and chasing  (E minor) them with  (C major) magic  (E minor) beans
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Light a menorah  (C major) un der my dick
while I masturbate with gasoline
Watchin' midget porno
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on my Macin (E minor) tosh's plasma screen
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Lately I've been  (B major) havin'  (C major) dreams
of eatin' pizza at Chuck E. Cheese
And drinkin' chocolate breast milk
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from a senior cit (E minor) izen with double D's
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I'm  (C major) a pervert?
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 (B major) I'm a weirdo
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 (C major) I'm a loser? I'm a zero
I get mistaken as Charles Manson
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every time I let my  (E minor) beard grow
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Green pie  (B major) in your  (C major) left eye,
cum shot in your ear hole
I finger the vagina like a
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game of  (E minor) Guitar Hero
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Stole my girl from  (C major) Paul Wall,
sold that bitch to George Foreman
Robbed a safe in Fort Knox
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and dipped out  (E minor) quicker
than a four horseman
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Flash Gor (B major) don and Air Jordans
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or  (C major) Dennis Rodman in a sundress
Keep a collection of clean piss
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so I can  (E minor) pass a drug test
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Study de (B major) monic masonry
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while  (C major) listening to dubstep
My attitude is hot and cold
like penguins having butt sex
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Why serious?  (B major) 
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 (C major) Why are you so serious?
Why are you so serious?
Why are you so serious?
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Why are you so  (E minor) serious?
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 (C major) Why are you so serious?
Why are you so serious?
Why are you so -
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Why are you so, why  (E minor) are you so
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serious?  (C major) 
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 (E minor)  (C major)  (E minor)  (C major) 
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I only sell drugs to support my  (E minor) drug habit
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 (C major) I'm a drug addict,
if I can't snort it
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I let my  (E minor) lungs have it
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C 
Black Sab (B major) bath,  (C major) voodoo child
Kill me, Jimi Hendrix style
Stole OJ Simpson's glove
and tried to molest
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C 
Chris Hansen  (B major) can't  (C major) catch me now,
I'm banned from every restaurant
For pulling out my genitals
at a table at Mr. Chow's
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 (E minor) Jerking off with Pee Wee  (C major) Herman,
smoking herb while reading
a sermon
Marijuana stopped getting me high,
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so I started hucking cleaning deter (E minor) gent
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 (C major) Whip it,  (B major) whip it  (C major) real good,
you fucks with me, I'll get you robbed
Quicker than Donald Trump
and Bill Gates
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walking through McMill's  (E minor) hood
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C 
With no strap  (B major) and a strap  (C major) -on,
ass beat with that cash gone
You talk smack and you act wrong,
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get smoked fast as a  (E minor) Pac -Bomb
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Counting card (B major) s  with the rain, man
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Play ping pong with  (C major) Forrest Gump
In high school they called
me a Jewish rigger
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With a bigger nose  (E minor) than Humpty Hump
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So  (C major) conceited,  (B major) I'm such a  (C major) king
That my pubic hair is luxurious
I'll smack a smile up off your face
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And ask you  (E minor) why I write
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C 
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Why are  (C major) you so ser (B major)  (C major)  (E minor)  (B major) 
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 (C major) ious?  (E minor)  (C major) 
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 (E minor)  (C major) 
Why are you so serious?
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Why are  (E minor) you so serious?  (B major) 
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 (E minor) What  (C major) do y 'all blame it?
I believe, I believe
Whatever doesn't kill you
Simply makes you
Stranger
Look in your eyes nigga
For I keep