Xmas Has Been X'ed chords by NOFX
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Intro 1
(C major) (D minor) (B flat major) (F major) (B flat major) (G major)
(C major) (D minor)
(F major) (C major) (D minor) (C major) (D minor)
(F major) (E minor) (D minor)
Verse 1
(D minor) It's funny (C major) how some fables became (D minor) historic
When the au (G major) thors clearly wrote
them to be metaphoric (A minor)
(F major) But people will believe
anything if (C major) it's written
Espe (D minor) cially in stone or ancient scroll (G major)
Decem (C major) ber 25th has been blacklisted (D minor)
Since (G major) Dawkins found the proof
Jesus never ex (A minor) is (A major) ted
(A minor) It was the (C major) last thing
anyone ever expec (F major) ted
(G major) Xmas has been X'd
No colored light (C major) s, no shopping sprees (F major)
No more presents (G major) under dead trees (C major)
St Nick is (A minor) dead but we don't grieve (F major)
We celeb (G major) rate the last Christmas (C major) Eve
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Verse 2
Jesuits (C major) are slowly turning
(D minor) (G major) Di anetic
Protestants increasingly
become ag (A minor) nostic
(F major) Pentecostal churches are
hanging (C major) pentagrams
(D minor) Priests and Nuns are molesting
each oth (G major) er
(C major) Methodists and Baptists
are claiming Buddhist (D minor)
(G major) Evangelicals surprisingly (A minor) are
Nudist (A major) (A minor) (A major) (A minor)
But mostly (C major) everyone is trying
to (F major) become Jew
'Cause (G major) Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, (C major) no Sunday (F major) mass
Fridays are (G major) fair, Wednesdays don't (C major) ash
They canceled (A minor) lent and
slowed down (F major) fast
Enjoy Christmas (G major) 'cause it's your (C major) last
No shopping (F major) sprees (Don't worry son)
No more presents (G major) (We don't need
Christ) under dead trees (C major) (We got eight nights)
St Nick is (A minor) dead (We got mitzvah) but we
don't (F major) grieve (There all canceled)
We celeb (G major) rate (Our Hanukah) the
last Christmas eve (C major)
Xmas Has Been X'ed
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