Xmas Has Been X'ed chords by
Nofx

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Key: C major•

Intro 1

C

C

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Dm

Dm

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Bb

Bb

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F

F

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Bb

Bb

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G

G

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C

C

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Dm

Dm

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F

F

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C

C

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Dm

Dm

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C

C

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Dm

Dm

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F

F

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Em

Em

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Dm

Dm

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Verse 1

Dm

Dm

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C

C

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Dm

Dm

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It's funny how some fables became historic

G

G

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When the au_ thors clearly wrote

Am

Am

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them to be meta_ phoric

F

F

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But people will believe

C

C

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anything if it's written

Dm

Dm

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G

G

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Espe_ cially in stone or ancient scroll

C

C

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Dm

Dm

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Decem_ ber 25th has been black_ listed

G

G

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Since Dawkins found the proof

Am

Am

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A

A

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Jesus never ex_ is_ ted

Am

Am

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C

C

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It was the last thing

F

F

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anyone ever expec_ ted

G

G

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Xmas has been X'd

C

C

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F

F

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No colored light_ s, no shopping sprees

G

G

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C

C

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No more presents under dead trees

Am

Am

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F

F

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St Nick is dead but we don't grieve

G

G

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C

C

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We celeb_ rate the last Christmas Eve

Verse 2

C

C

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Jesuits are slowly turning

Dm

Dm

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G

G

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Di_ anetic

Protestants increasingly

Am

Am

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become ag_ nostic

F

F

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Pentecostal churches are

C

C

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hanging pentagrams

Dm

Dm

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Priests and Nuns are molesting

G

G

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each oth_ er

C

C

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Methodists and Baptists

Dm

Dm

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are claiming Buddhist

G

G

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Am

Am

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Evangelicals surprisingly are

A

A

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Am

Am

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A

A

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Am

Am

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Nudist

C

C

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But mostly everyone is trying

F

F

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to become Jew

G

G

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'Cause Easter's canceled too

C

C

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F

F

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No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass

G

G

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C

C

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Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash

Am

Am

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They canceled lent and

F

F

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slowed down fast

G

G

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C

C

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Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last

F

F

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No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)

G

G

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No more presents (We don't need

C

C

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Christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)

Am

Am

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St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah) but we

F

F

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don't grieve (There all canceled)

G

G

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We celeb_ rate (Our Hanukah) the

C

C

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last Christmas eve

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Chords

C
Dm
Bb
F
G
Em
Am
A

Capo: No capo

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

What is the original key of Xmas Has Been X'ed?

The original key of Xmas Has Been X'ed by NOFX is C major.

What are the main chords for Xmas Has Been X'ed?

The primary chords used in Xmas Has Been X'ed are C, Dm, Bb, F, G, Em.

Do I need a capo to play Xmas Has Been X'ed?

No capo is required for this song.

Is Xmas Has Been X'ed beginner-friendly on guitar?

Yes, this version uses open chords like C, Dm, Bb, F, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

What is the tempo (BPM) of Xmas Has Been X'ed?

The tempo of Xmas Has Been X'ed is approximately 207 beats per minute.

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