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Xmas Has Been X'ed chords by 
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Intro 1
C
Dm
Bb
F
Bb
G
C
Dm
F
C
Dm
C
Dm
F
Em
Dm
Verse 1
Dm
C
Dm
It's funny how some fables became historic
G
When the authors clearly wrote
Am
them to be metaphoric
F
But people will believe
C
anything if it's written
Dm
G
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
C
Dm
December 25th has been blacklisted
G
Since Dawkins found the proof
Am
A
Jesus never exis ted
Am
C
It was the last thing
F
anyone ever expected
G
Xmas has been X'd
C
F
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
G
C
No more presents under dead trees
Am
F
St Nick is dead but we don't grieve
G
C
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Verse 2
C
Jesuits are slowly turning
Dm
G
Di anetic
Protestants increasingly
Am
become agnostic
F
Pentecostal churches are
C
hanging pentagrams
Dm
Priests and Nuns are molesting
G
each other
C
Methodists and Baptists
Dm
are claiming Buddhist
G
Am
Evangelicals surprisingly are
A
Am
A
Am
Nudist
C
But mostly everyone is trying
F
to become Jew
G
'Cause Easter's canceled too
C
F
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
G
C
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
Am
They canceled lent and
F
slowed down fast
G
C
Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last
F
No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)
G
No more presents (We don't need
C
Christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
Am
St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah) but we
F
don't grieve (There all canceled)
G
We celebrate (Our Hanukah) the
C
last Christmas eve
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