I done been around the world,
Been around hoes that fuck
She'll give you some brains,
you let her throw up the rock
Let her put on your chain,
she'll throw you some cock
like Megan Good and Jamie Foxx
She was eye candy in a double XL
Hopped off the page and on
I knew she couldn't get far
Cause 500 can't get you that,
And all these new video bitches
But they don't know Melissa Ford,
She a video vixen, but behind closed doors
to get to the Grammy Awards
Put your hands up ladies,
if you kept your legs closed
would be just a waste of time
But you know, you wouldn't get far
I wrote this song for you, for you,
Pop quiz, how many topless black boxes
did I have under my belt?
Like boxes, not to brag, but if it add up
how you gon' call out all these?
Bitches knowin' damn well
they gon' call me, the only dream
was to make it to the screen
maybe get chose by a nigga from a team
Now ask yourself this question, uh
Would you be with Jay -Z if
Would you be with F -A -B -O
Who out of here you think
these bitches comin' at me for?
But since they all fall in my palm,
If you kept your mouth closed
It be just a waste of time
I wrote this song for you
For you, for and you, for all y 'all
Short dude like Khaleesa,
Halle, and Boomerang, yeah
I been around the block in a
Kim was fuckin' with Scott
I got the scoop on hoops,
She'll let you spray in her face
long as she bathed in apes
But I know a bitch named Superhead
who fucked back in the day
when pussy's sittin' on their face
Stabbed un in the stomach
On that superhero shit fly as Gabrielle Union
In the back of my six, four Impala,
I'll put them right in your face
like that model bitch Takara
And she ain't winnin' show
but she ridin' in that Gallardo,
that's why I'm fuckin' today to
If you kept your legs closed,
I wrote this song for you
So you, and you, for all y 'all
God damn, you know what sayin'?
I'm sittin' back watchin' Kanye video
And I see the same bitch that was in
the homeboy Busta Rhymes video
Then I flip the motherfuckin'
You know what I'm sayin'?
And then you know what I'm sayin'?
Make that even more fucked up
I see the same bitch on Oprah
Floatin' away on the hood of a Camry
That was in the Nigga Lil' Weezy video
Everywhere I look, everywhere I go
Don't get mad, I'm only being real