Key: D major
Intro 1
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Bm
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Verse 1
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I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady
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90 lady cops on the road
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and I'm arrested for doing 80
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Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words"
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G
Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds
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I'm a gay sea otter
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I blow other dudes out of the water
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I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin
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Cold and fly like an arctic puffin
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Puffin whacky tobaccy
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Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki
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Bm
before electricity
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D
Way back in a thousand BCE
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Bm
that's before the common era
(era, era, era, era, era)
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I can't be stopped,
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D
flow so sick that it should be mopped up
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I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up
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A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch,
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botox in the third person
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I give the perspective
Bm
a switch and Bo talks in the third person
Just relax, if you wanna know me,
Chorus 1
here's two facts
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I hate catchy cho ruses
G
A
Hungry hungry hypocrite
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I hate catchy cho ruses
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G
and I'm a hypocrite
Verse 2
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Met a girl named Macy
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I had sex with her all day
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Bm
G
so I ended up doin the YM CA
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We ballin', Asian, Wii bowlin',
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G
prostate cancer semi-colon
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Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking
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Atticus Finch, killing, mocking
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Cry like a child would,
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you raped my childhood
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Just stroll in, roll in
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your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon
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To relax my mind
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and Rhymin', mathematical timin',
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syn tax impacts the intact hymen
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I'm an internet provider,
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came from the web like a horny spider
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Fucked a girl in an apple orchard,
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then came in cider
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I thought AIDS was a butt virus
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like conjunction junction conjunctivitis
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I spit gold bars
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G
cause I was molested by my uncle Midas
Chorus 2
Oedipus was the first motherfucker
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F#
I hate catchy cho ruses
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A
Hungry hungry hypocrite
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F#
I hate catchy cho ruses
Bm
G
and I'm a hypocrite (hypocrite)
Verse 3
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We the people of the USA
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Jose, we're not talking to you, esse
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We got a border in order to keep you out
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It's what my NYU essay's about
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Cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess
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Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest?
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"I want you" to smell my finger
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Does my nephew's scent still linger?
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South of queers, north of hell
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We guard the border and we guard it well
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Did I say liberty?
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Cause in real life goliath wins
Chorus 3
One more time
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I hate catchy cho ruses
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A
Hungry hungry hypocrite
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I hate catchy cho ruses
Outro 1
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Bitches and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh,
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bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes
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(Hoes, Bo's hoes, oh
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Bitches and hoes, bitches hoes)
[Fade out]
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsD F# Bm G A
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