Why, oh why, oh why, oh why
Because, because, because,
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
This song was written around 1947
for his three year old daughter, Cathy
Why can't a dish break a hammer?
Be cause a hammer's a hard head.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Why can't a mosquito bite
Because an elephant's got
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, oh why, oh why,
oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why,
Because, because, because,
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?
Because a mouse's stomach
isn't big enough to hold a streetcar.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?
Because, because, because,
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Why does a cow drink water?
Because a cow gets thirsty
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Why don't you answer my questions?
Because I don't know the answers.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
You know, this would be a wonderful
or Monday morning, or any morning.
The teacher just opens his mouth
the whole class bursts into song.
Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?