Why I Am Not A Teenager chords by
The Magnetic Fields

Verse 1
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You won't pluck a robot
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Making diddly- squat
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C C 
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G G 
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This is why I am not a teenager
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They all talk down to you
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Like they know what to do
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Are they trying to screw up your life?
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G G 
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Since they already blew their own

Verse 2
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C C 
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But when I grow up
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I'm going to run
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G G 
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My own planetarium
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I'll make the shows
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All on my own
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The world will flock to see 'em
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Verse 3
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C C 
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All that money they got
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They don't give you a shot
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C C 
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G G 
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This is why I am not a teenager
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G G 
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C C 
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When you never get paid
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And you never get laid
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G G 
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And you're full of these stupid hormones
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Dm Dm 
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G G 
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And just then they come out with AIDS

Verse 4
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C C 
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But when I grow up
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I'm going to be
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An underground film maker
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F F 
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I'll have my own
Backlot somewhere
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On my own half an acre
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Verse 5
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C C 
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So they piss on your dreams
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Then they muzzle your screams
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G G 
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This is why I am not a teenager
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Making ice cream on drugs
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Shoveling horse products
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Washing dishes and making popcorn
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G G 
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Toilets, oh the indig nity!
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Verse 6
Piss on your dreams
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Muzzle your screams
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G G 
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Why I am not a teenager
C C 
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Piss on your dreams
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Am Am 
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F F 
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G G 
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F F 
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Muzzle your screams
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C C 
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Piss on your dreams
F F 
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Muzzle your screams
C C 
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G G 
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Why I am not a teenager
C C 
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Piss on your dreams
F F 
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Muzzle your screams