Why Does No One Call chords by Max Raabe & Palast Orchester

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Verse 1
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Why does no one call?
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Why can't somebody just give me a ring?
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The stupid telephone is silent like a stone
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And I feel all alone
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Why does no one call?
Why can't somebody
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just give me a ring?
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I'm getting the idea,
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I'm sitting in the clear,
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Cause no one wants me near.
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How strange that
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everyone I spoke
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Thought I   was telling them a joke,
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Cause all their  phone does in  the end
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Is clearly drive them round the bend.
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But I,  I  dare not pass my door,
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For fear that if I do, for sure,
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Some person will show sympathy
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And try to  send a call to me.
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But why does no one call?
Why can't somebody just
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give me a ring?
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This stupid telephone is silent like a stone
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And I feel all alone
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Why does no one call?
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Why can't somebody just give me a ring?
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I'm getting the idea I'm
sitting in the clear
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Cause no one wants me
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near
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Maybe people think I'm
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somewhere wander ing
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Wondering if
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to  go to Tokyo,
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or  rather, farther.
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But why does no one call?
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Why can't somebody just give me a ring?
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I even tried to be more true
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than usually
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and pay AT &T.
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My state was bad and getting worse,
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I knew I had to fight the curse.
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My only chance, it struck me clean,
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was by an  answering machine.
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When later I came home again,
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From joy I  felt completely lame.
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The little light was blinking bright,
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A call had come to end my plight.
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The sweetest voice I ever heard,
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Just said in words so few,
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Excuse me, sir,
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this number's wrong,
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This     call is not for you.
You