Why Did You Grow A Beard? chords by They Might Be Giants

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Verse 1
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 (D major)  (C major) Why did  (D major) you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? I can't
leave you alone for five minutes What the Christ? What the devil?
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Why did  (D minor) you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard?  (D major) Is there nowhere in the world for a no-
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goodnik Is there nowhere in the Freedom-  (D minor) loving Sister- hugging Scream (G major) ing, yelling  (A major)  (D major) 
Animals rule this land Animals rule this land Would it kill you to
use your signal when you cut me off? Would it kill you?
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 (D minor) Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? Why did you put  (D major) it on the garbage
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barge  (D minor) and tow  (D major) it out into the Freedom-  (D minor) loving Sister- hugging  (G major) Screaming, yelling...
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