Where Have All The Staplers Gone? chords by VeggieTales
Verse 1
Dm
Narrator: And now's it time for
Obscure Broadway Show
Tunes with Larry. The part
of the show where Larry
comes out and sings an obscure
Broadway show tune.
Without further ado,
A
from the unknown musical "Office
Dm
Supplies," the heart- rending love song,
Verse 2
"Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"
Dm
Larry: We don't have much time
before the big meeting.
Petunia: No. No, we don't.
A
Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss?
F
G
Petunia: They're in the bottom drawer
Bb
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're
Dm
F
there no more
Petunia: That's odd
Gm
Bb
Larry: I know I thought
Dm
for sure
Petunia: Have you seen
A
Dbm
A
the masking tape?
C
G
Larry: It's right next to the phone
Bb
Petunia: That's what
Am
F
I thought but now's it not
Gm
C
Ab
I guess I should have known
Together: Ohhhh...Where have
Bbm
all the staplers gone?
Eb
Ab
What happened to our pa per clips?
Fm
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are
Bbm
gone again
Larry: They're gone again
Db
Together: The stick- it
Ab
B
pads have lost their stick
Db
Ab
C
Do you remember when...
Fm
E
Larry: The rubber bands were in
C
their place?
Petunia: They're in the
middle drawer
Ab
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer,
Bb
middle drawer
Db
Larry: Light bulbs easy
Ab
to replace
Bbm
Petunia: Yes!
C
Larry: There were always
Fm
more
E
Petunia: Reams of paper raining
Eaug
down
Paper: Raining, raining down
Ab
Eb
Bb
Together: Legal pads a plenty
Bbm
Legal Pads: We're
legal
Verse 3
Ab
Petunia: Highlighters in every hue
Larry: I remember!
Db
Bbm
Together: Never less than
Eb
B
twenty
Ohhhh...Where have all
C#m
the staplers gone?
F#
B
What happened to our pa
G#m
per clips?
Larry: The ballpoint pens are
C#m
gone again
Petunia: They're gone again
Edim
Together: We've run
B
out of packing slips
Cm
Pe tunia: Someday
my prints will come
Bdim
Larry: Please replace
G
the toner
Cm
Petunia: Someday we'll
find more of
Ddim
Dm
Larry: Our manila folders
Eb
Petunia: Someday my prints
will come
Bb
Larry: Where's the printer
cable?
Eb
Petunia: Someday
we'll find more of
Fsus4
Together: Adhesive shipping labels
F
G
C
Ohhhh...Where have all
F
the staplers gone?
Bdim
G
C
G
What happened to our paper clips?
Am
Pa per Clips Staplers: Paper
clips
Dm
Larry: The ballpoints are gone
again
Bdim
Petunia: They're gone again
G
Bm
G
Together: The Sharpies all have
C
Adim
Cdim
Gsus4
G
flattened tips
F
Where have all the
Am
staplers gone?
Verse 4
Am
Narrator: This has been Obscure
Broadway Show Tunes
with Larry. Tune in for act two:
Revenge of the Staplers.
Where Have All The Staplers Gone?
Veggietales
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