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Where did the lead in my pencil go easy guitar chords by 
Ivor Biggun
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Intro 1
G
Dm
F
C
Am
Dm
D
G
Dm
F
C
Am
Dm
D
G
Verse 1
G
F
C
Where did the lead in my pencil go?
Am
Dm
D
G
Who stole the plonker from my banjo?
Dm
F
C
Tell me please 'cos I really gotta know
Am
D
Who broke the string on my
G
yo- yo?
F
C
Am
Dm
D
Verse 2
G
I was a real humdinger
F
C
when i was young
Am
Dm
Wo men buzzing 'round
G
me like flies 'round dung
I had a black bomber jacket
F
C
and a gold medallion
Am
Dm
Henry Cooper aftershave and
G
balls like a stallion
Am
D
But now I'm past my prime
C
D
G
He's a bugger is Old Man Time
Am
I can't shift
Verse 3
my gears like I did before
G
The tiger in me tank won't even roar
Am
And I can't push me pedal
right down to the floor
G
Em
And the goddam piston won't
D
pump no more
G
D
Verse 4
C
G
F
C
Am
Dm
Who
D
G
Dm
F
C
Am
D
G
got
F
C
me muscles and turned them into jelly?
Dm
D
Took 'em off me arms and wrapped
G
'em 'round me belly
Who took the slider from
F
C
me old trombone?
Dm
D
Who bent the needle on me gramo
G
phone?
Interlude 1
F
C
Am
Dm
D
G
Verse 5
Dm
Who broke the bone that
F
C
the doctor can't mend?
Am
Dm
Who took the credit from
D
G
me flexible friend?
Dm
F
C
Who took the wind out of my balloon?
Am
D
Who took me cucumber
G
and left me with a prune
Am
D
I'll make a most vulgar sign
C
G
If I ever meet Old Man Time
Verse 6
Am
I can't shift my gears like I did before
G
The tiger in me tank won't even roar
Am
And I can't push me pedal
right down to the floor
G
Em
D
G
And the goddam piston won't pump no more
D
Interlude 2
C
D
G
F
C
Am
G
D
F
C
Am
Dm
D
G
Verse 7
G
Dm
F
My rhubarb was rigid,
C
Am
D
it thrusted through the custard
G
D
F
C
But my rhubarb's crumbled and
Am
G
I'm ffff flippin' disgusted
Dm
I'm a creaking squeaking,
F
C
Am
Dm
Am
leaking an tique
Dm
G
F
C
My spirit's willing but my flesh
Am
C
D
is weak
Interlude 3
G
Dm
F
C
Am
D
G
Verse 8
G
F
C
But when I die and they lay me out
Am
Dm
With flowers and weeping
D
G
women all about
D
F
Some of those wo men might point and grin
C
Am
D
And say "Look rigor mor
Dm
D
G
tis is setting in
D
Am
D
To waste it would be a crime
C
D
He's a bugger is Old Man Time"
G
G
Verse 9
D
F
C
My mother said that to keep good health
Am
D
G
I never, never should abuse myself
F
C
And if I had a W. a en n kay
Am
D
G
I'd shorten my life by one whole day
F
Well actually if that were true
C
D
G
I should have died in nineteen fifty two
Am
D
So really I'm doing fine
C
D
And bugger you Old Man
Outro 1
Time
G
F
C
Am
D
G
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