Where did the lead in my pencil go

Where did the lead in my pencil go easy guitar chords by Ivor Biggun

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Guitar
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Fret 2

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  • Intro 1




    Verse 1
    Where 
    did 
    the 
    lead 
    in 
    my 
    pencil 
    go? 

    Who 
    stole 
    the 
    plonker from 
    my 
    banjo? 

    Tell 
    me 
    please 
    'cos 
    I really 
    gotta 
    know 

    Who 
    broke 
    the string 
    on 
    my 

    yo- 
    yo? 

    Verse 2

    was 
    real 
    humdinger 

    when 
    was 
    young 

    Wo
    men 
    buzzing 
    'round 

    me 
    like 
    flies 
    'round 
    dung 

    had a 
    black 
    bomber 
    jacket 

    and 
    gold 
    medal
    lion 

    Henry 
    Cooper 
    aftershave and 

    balls 
    like 
    a stallion 

    But 
    now 
    I'm 
    past 
    my 
    prime 

    He's 
    bug
    ger 
    is 
    Old 
    Man 
    Time 

    can't 
    shift 
    Verse 3
    my 
    gears 
    like 
    I did 
    before 

    The 
    tiger 
    in 
    me tank 
    won't 
    even 
    roar 

    And 
    can't 
    push 
    me pedal 

    right 
    down 
    to the 
    floor 

    And 
    the 
    goddam 
    piston 
    won't 

    pump 
    no 
    more 

    Verse 4

    Who 


    got 

    me 
    muscles 
    and 
    turned 
    them 
    into 
    jelly? 

    Took 
    'em 
    off 
    me 
    arms 
    and 
    wrapped 

    'em 
    'round 
    me 
    belly 

    Who 
    took 
    the slider 
    from 

    me 
    old 
    trom
    bone? 

    Who 
    bent 
    the 
    needle 
    on 
    me gramo

    phone? 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 5
    Who 
    broke 
    the 
    bone 
    that 

    the doc
    tor 
    can't 
    mend? 

    Who 
    took 
    the credit 
    from 

    me flex
    ible 
    friend? 

    Who 
    took 
    the 
    wind 
    out 
    of 
    my 
    bal
    loon? 

    Who 
    took 
    me 
    cucum
    ber 

    and 
    left 
    me 
    with 
    a prune 

    I'll 
    make 
    a most 
    vulgar 
    sign 

    If 
    ever 
    meet 
    Old 
    Man 
    Time 

    Verse 6
    can't 
    shift 
    my 
    gears 
    like 
    I did 
    before 

    The 
    tiger 
    in me 
    tank 
    won't 
    even 
    roar 

    And 
    can't 
    push me 
    pedal 

    right 
    down 
    to the 
    floor 

    And the 
    goddam 
    piston 
    won't 
    pump 
    no 
    more 

    Interlude 2



    Verse 7
    My 
    rhubarb 
    was 
    ri
    gid, 

    it 
    thrus
    ted through 
    the custard 

    But 
    my 
    rhubar
    b's crumbled 
    and 

    I'm 
    ffff 
    flippin' disgus
    ted 

    I'm 
    creaking 
    squeaking, 

    leak
    ing 
    an
    tique 

    My 
    spirit's 
    will
    ing 
    but 
    my 
    flesh 

    is 
    weak 

    Interlude 3


    Verse 8
    But 
    when 
    die 
    and 
    they 
    lay 
    me 
    out 

    With 
    flowers 
    and 
    weeping 

    wo
    men 
    all 
    about 

    Some 
    of 
    those 
    wo
    men 
    might 
    point 
    and 
    grin 

    And 
    say 
    "Look rigor 
    mor

    tis 
    is 
    setting 
    in

    To 
    waste 
    it 
    would 
    be 
    crime 

    He's 
    bug
    ger 
    is 
    Old 
    Man 
    Time" 


    Verse 9
    My 
    mother 
    said 
    that 
    to keep 
    good 
    health 

    I never, 
    never 
    should 
    ab
    use 
    myself 

    And 
    if 
    had 
    a W. 
    en
    n kay 

    I'd 
    shorten 
    my 
    life 
    by 
    one 
    whole 
    day 

    Well 
    actually 
    if 
    that 
    were 
    true 

    should 
    have 
    died 
    in 
    nine
    teen 
    fifty 
    two 

    So 
    really 
    I'm 
    doing 
    fine 

    And 
    bug
    ger 
    you 
    Old 
    Man 

    Outro 1
    Time 




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