When I Get To Heaven
When I Get To Heaven

When I Get To Heaven easy guitar chords by The Dead Milkmen

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    • Verse 1
    If 
    I go 
    to Heaven 
    it'll 
    probably 
    be 
    a slum 

    And 
    all 
    the pretty 
    an
    gels 
    just 

    might 
    be packing 
    gun
    s 

    And 
    if 
    I see 
    St. 
    Peter 
    will 

    he hit 
    me 
    up for 
    cash 

    Will 
    I 
    find 
    the road 
    to Jesus 
    or 

    just 
    lose 
    him 
    in the 
    trash 

    Verse 2
    The 
    Shaggs were right 

    You're 
    never 
    going to 
    please 
    anybody 

    Not 
    in 
    this 
    world 

    Verse 3
    If 
    I go 
    to 
    Hell 
    I might 
    find 
    it 
    very 
    dull 

    Like 
    an 
    Amway
    convention 

    or 
    an endless 
    shopping 
    mall 

    When 
    all 
    the 
    in
    nocent 
    demons 

    want 
    to poke 
    me 
    with a 
    fork 

    Or 
    just 
    put 
    me 
    in 
    a taxi 
    and 

    send 
    me 
    to 
    New York 

    Verse 4
    Scientists 
    proved 
    it 
    years 
    ago 

    The 
    Shaggs were much 
    bet
    ter 

    than 
    the Beatles 

    Verse 5

    Maybe 
    I'll 
    return 
    as 
    an 
    iguana 

    And 
    lie 
    upon 
    a beach 
    down 
    in 

    the 
    Bahamas 

    Verse 6

    Although 
    ignored 
    in 
    their 
    day 

    The 
    Shaggs are 
    now 
    recog
    nised 

    as the 
    geniuses 
    they 
    were 

    Verse 7
    I 
    just 
    wanna 
    know 
    what 

    happens 
    when 
    you die 

    Do you 
    walk 
    down 
    in 
    a hole 

    or float 
    up to 
    the 
    sky 

    Is 
    it just 
    a waste 
    of 
    water, 

    when 
    your 
    widow 
    cries? 

    Verse 8
    Oh 
    don't 
    tell me 
    you've nev

    er heard 
    of 
    the 
    Shagg
    s? 

    Verse 9
    If 
    the atheist
    s 
    are 
    right 
    then 

    I have 
    no 
    need 
    to 
    worry

    For 
    there 
    is no 
    great 
    be
    ing 
    whose 

    fa
    vour 
    I must 
    curry

    And 
    I'll 
    be 
    go
    ing 
    nowhere 

    once 
    they lay 
    me 
    in the 
    earth 

    So 
    why 
    waste 
    a Sunday 

    by 
    going 
    to 
    church? 

    Verse 10
    If 
    you really 
    wanted 
    to 
    You 

    could 
    run 
    out 
    right now 

    and 
    buy 
    a 
    Shaggs record 

    If 
    the atheist
    Verse 11
    s 
    are 
    wrong 
    then 

    I've got 
    a bill 
    that's due 

    So 
    should 
    I be 
    a Christian 
    or 

    a Moslem 
    or 
    a Jew

    Should 
    I spend 
    all day 
    just 

    praying 
    on my 
    knees 

    And search
    ing 
    through 
    the 

    world 
    for 
    a deity 
    to 
    please 

    Verse 12
    A 
    Shaggs record 
    would 
    be 

    a sound 
    investment 

    Verse 13

    If 
    the 
    atheists 
    are 
    right 
    then 

    I 
    have 
    no 
    need 
    to 
    worry 

    For 
    there 
    is 
    no 
    great 
    being 
    whose 

    fa
    vour 
    I 
    must 
    curry 


    Verse 14
    The fat 
    peoples 
    want 
    what 

    the skinny 
    peoples 
    got 

    The skinny 
    peoples 
    want 

    what the 
    fat 
    peoples 
    got 

    But 
    all 
    I've ever 
    wanted 
    is 

    what the 
    Shaggs got 

    Dat 
    Ding(?) and 
    my 
    pal, 
    Foot 
    Foot 


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