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Verse 1
(F major) If I go (B major) to Heaven (G major) it'll probably be a slum
(C major) And all (F major) the pretty an (B major) gels just
(G major) might be packing gun (C major) s
And if (F major) I see (B major) St. Peter will
he hit (G major) me up for cash
(C major) Will I find (F major) the road (B major) to Jesus or
just (G major) lose him in the trash (C major)
Verse 2
(A major) The Shaggs were right
You're (C major) never going to please anybody
(A major) Not in this world (C major)
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Verse 3
(F major) If I go (B major) to Hell (G major) I might find it very dull
(C major) Like an (F major) Amway (B major) convention
(G major) or an endless shopping mall
(C major) When all (F major) the in (B major) nocent demons
want to poke (G major) me with a fork
(C major) Or just put (F major) me (B major) in a taxi (G major) and
send me to New York (C major)
Verse 4
(A major) Scientists proved it years ago (C major)
The Shaggs were much (A major) better
than the Beatles
(C major) (A flat major)
Verse 5
Maybe (D flat major) I'll return as (B major) an iguana
And lie (F sharp major) upon a beach down in (A major)
the Bahamas
(A flat major)
Verse 6
(A major)
Although ignored in their (C major) day
The Shaggs are now recog (A major) nised
as the geniuses (C major) they were
Verse 7
(A major) I just wanna know what
happens (Esus4) when you die
(A major) Do you walk (D major) down in a hole
or float (G major) up to the sky
Is it just (D major) a waste of water,
when (G major) your widow cries? (A major)
Verse 8
Oh don't tell me you've nev (C major)
er heard of the (A major) (C major) Shagg (F major) s?
Verse 9
If the atheist (B major) s are right then
I have (G major) no need to worry (C major)
For there (F major) is no great be (B major) ing whose
favour (G major) I must curry (C major)
And I'll (F major) be go (B major) ing nowhere
once they lay (G major) me in the earth
(C major) So why (F major) waste (B major) a Sunday
(G major) by going to church? (C major) (A major)
Verse 10
If you really wanted to You (C major)
could run out right now
(A major) and buy a Shaggs record (C major)
(F major) If the atheist
Verse 11
(B major) s are wrong (G major) then
I've got a bill that's due
(C major) So should (F major) I be (B major) a Christian or
a Moslem (G major) or a Jew (C major)
Should (F major) I spend (B major) all day just
(G major) praying on my knees (C major)
And search (F major) ing through (B major) the
world for a deity (G major) to please (C major)
Verse 12
A (A major) (C major) Shaggs record would be
a sound (A major) investment
(C major) (A major) (A flat major)
Verse 13
If the (D flat major) atheists are right then
I have (B major) no need to worry
For there (F sharp major) is no great being whose
favour I must curry
(A flat major) (A flat minor)
Verse 14
(A major) The fat peoples want what
the skinny peoples (C major) got
The skinny peoples (A major) want
what the fat peoples got
But all (C major) I've ever wanted is
what the (A major) Shaggs got
Dat (C major) Ding(?) and my pal, Foot Foot
(A major) (C major)
When I Get To Heaven
The Dead Milkmen
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