What's Funny chords by Bo Burnham

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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My  (D major) show is a little bit silly
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and a  (G major) little bit pretentious
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Like  (D major) Shakespeare's willy
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or  (A major) Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on
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 (D major)  (G major)  (A major) 
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It's  (D major) also a little bit gay
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and a  (G major) little bit offensive
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Like  (D major) Thanksgiving Day
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or  (A major) Noam Chomsky wearing a strap
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 (D major)  (G major)  (A major) 

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Bridge 1

So put your cell phones to vibrate

And put your vibrators to cell phone mode

Verse 2
D 
 (D major) Welcome to the show
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it goes a little bit like  (G major) this, joke, exactly
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 (D major) Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like  (A major) this
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With a rap a dist and a  (D major) 
Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss
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 (G major) Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit
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 (A major) I  got a show that'll test ya kid
And then ask one question and the question is

Chorus 1
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Whats  (D major) funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (G major) funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (A major) funny?
Funny, fu-funny
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 (D major) Funny
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (G major) funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (A major) funny?

Verse 3
Funny, oh yeah
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 (D major) Humor is often  (G major) linked to shared experience  (B minor)  (A major) 
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Like a guy  (D major) gets up an says
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"Have you noticed that  (G major) public restrooms have
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 (B minor) really inefficient hand dryers?"  (A major) 
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Oh my god,  (D major) yes I have,  (G major) ha ha  (B minor) ha
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Really good  (A major) point they should  (D major) fix that
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It's  (G major) good to know that
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 (B minor) somebody finally gets  (A major) me
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Cause my  (D major) wife divorced me
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which has  (G major) constantly forced me
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to  (B minor) lose all sense of  (A major) self
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So it's  (D major) nice to think about  (G major) hand dryers
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and  (B minor) not that cheating whore  (A major) 
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Because  (D major) stand up comedy is
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 (G major) actually pretty  (B minor) easy  (A major) 
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If your an Asian  (D major) comic just get up and  (G major) say
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"My mothers got the  (B minor) weirdest fucking accent"
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 (A major) Then just  (D major) do a Chinese accent  (G major) 
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Cause everybody  (B minor) laughs
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at the  (A major) Chinese accent
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Because they  (D major) privately thought
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that your  (G major) people were laughable
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And now you've  (A major) given them the chance

Bridge 2
to express that in public
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A 
 (D major)  (G major)  (A major) Oh yeah
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G 
If you're a  (D major) musical comic  (G major) 
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Just give 'em a  (B minor) little weird voice in (A major) flection
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Then  (D major) take a Viagra  (G major) 
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and slap 'em with a  (A major) rock hard misdirection

Chorus 2
D 
What's  (D major) funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (G major) funny?
A 
What's funny? What's funny? What's  (A major) funny?
Funny, fu-funny
Tourettes!
D 
 (D major) Funny
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (G major) funny?
A 
What's funny? What's funny? What's  (A major) funny?
Funny, oh
When the audience says

Verse 4
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When I was a  (D major) baby, maybe I laughed  (G major) 
Bm 
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to people jiggling  (B minor) keys  (A major) 
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Now I'm  (D major) older and bolder and just get  (G major) mad
Bm 
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cause I notice that the  (B minor) keys are to a hummer  (A major) 
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Fuck my life  (D major) I don't fuck my wife  (G major) 
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So fuck my wife  (B minor) and fuck my life  (A major) 
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And my son is gay,  (D major) but not sitcom gay  (G major) 
Bm 
Daughters a whore  (B minor) like like another girl
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who  (A major) used to be her mother
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But the  (D major) marriage made her
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miss merry  (G major) Americana
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 (B minor) I   wanna teen without  (A major) screaming prima-donna
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But the  (D major) radical feminists  (G major) made my wife a  (A major) man

Bridge 3

Oh, and if I die happy the situation will be

autoerotic asphyxiation

I hate my life and it hates me back

Verse 5
D 
And my friend is black  (D major) 
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But I don't know  (G major) what to call him  (B minor) 
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So  (A major) I  just call him  (D major) "What-up Jamaal"  (G major)  (A major) 
Even though his name is Steve
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I  (D major) Hate my job I hate my life
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 (G major) Hate my kids, I hate my wife
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 (B minor) Jews would know I do it
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Judas  (A major) beat me to it
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 (D major) I'm slowly slipping  (G major) into a solipsistic  (A major) coma
And I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one
who's standards are low enough to fuck me

Chorus 3
D 
What's  (D major) funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (G major) funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (A major) funny?
Funny, fu-funny
It's a boy!
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What's  (D major) funny
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (G major) funny?
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What's funny? What's funny? What's  (A major) funny?
Funny, yeah
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A 
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Hopefully  (D major) this  (A major)  (D major) 