[Intro conversation to open]
If he were recording right now
Then he would be getting all
My track - yo we should have
Freestyle? Hit 'em off with somethin
Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse
Quit picking your nose, and come off
Quit picking your nose? Fuck
hollow words for jelly- filled verbs
And five pound pronouns and predicates
This is Schlep's etiquette for sloppy
fable manners get your napkins
Matty Duke kick the beat, and I'm rappin
Top of the line, top of the world,
top of the mornin to ya top dawg
That's a top notch tie you got,
'til your eyeballs pop out
So you can actually see what
And if I had to pick and choose
I'd be the indecisive dick
Laughin at my options, like
Stop the press, inform the media
Schlep Rock is leavin ya,
walkin with prosthetic concoctions
I'm Mario with firepower,
stickin dick to the Princess
like that David and Goliath drama
Minus the slingin stones,
you're basically defenseless
Anyway you wanted Schlep Rock
It feels like a MIDGET is
Whaaaat, what? (I'm sorry)