Got a lot of work to be done in Washington
He talked to the poor folks,
I think you're gonna lose
He said, I want that job myself
Well, there was Kennedy and Wallace
McGovern couldn't seem to
get his ducks all in line
Somebody shot Wallace and Jackson,
Muskie might have made it,
but he broke down and cried
I'll tell you boys, it's a hard life
of folks inside Convention Hall
I need someone to carry the South
They picked poor Tom Eagleton,
That liberal press, they gotta know it all
Well, McGovern took Shriver
Sarge said, units, let's have a little fun
almost everywhere they went
There was a big committee
Well, they broke into Watergate
and tapped people's phones
would not leave folks alone
The people in the White House
When the votes were all counted,
The USA bought a new used car
Russia and Vietnam and China were cool
they could not find any news
So they dug in the Watergate
and the further they went
It seemed as if they might just
You know it was a big shock
Well, there was Hardiman and Gray
A whole lot of folks were shakin'
They patched up the cracks
And Nicky said, well, it's news to me
Well, there's Lincoln and Roosevelt
All turnin' over in their
Nobody knows what this country has lost
I will repeat, it's a hard life
Well, somewhere in this country
there's a hard -workin' man
Are there no honest people left anymore?
One night will he hear a pound nun
If it gets that way, Lord, help us all