Washing Airplanes chords by Cledus T. Judd, Colt Ford

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Cali bum, ain't worth a dead blame.
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Here I am washing Cessna 204s
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and could have been flying L -1011s.
Never in my life saw nothing like it.
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Hand me some more army and all!
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Standing out here feeling
just like a schmuck
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with a bucket of soapy water
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and a scrub brush, too
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Cussing myself,
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wringing my super shammy out
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Kicking my butt for flunking
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out of pilot school
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Man, these buckets sure are nasty
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I'm just standing out here
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washing airplanes
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Rinse off, then dry
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Trying to figure out exactly
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where I went wrong
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And  why I've been fern
-pooping all these wings
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Right now I'm standing out here
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washing airplanes
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I should have gone to class,
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partied less, studied much harder
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Done anything to graduate
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Instead I'm spraying Windex
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on some windows
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They got me arm -rollin' tires
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Gettin' shocked by lots of wires
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Yeah, this toilet water's blue
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And I am, too
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I'm just standing out here
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washing airplanes
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Rinse off, then dry
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Trying to figure out
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exactly where I went wrong
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And why I've been first
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Right now I'm staring at my
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work boots up above me
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I'm laid out on the runway,
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I'm laid out on the runway
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I'm pretty sure that fat flight
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attendant shoved me
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But I'm just standing out here
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washing airplanes
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Rinse off, then dry
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I'm just standing out here,
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washing airplanes
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Rinse off, then dry
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I'm trying to figure out exactly
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where I went wrong
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And why I've been burned
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Yeah, I'm just standing out here,
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washing airplanes
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No lie, lie, lie
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Yeah, I'm just standing out here,
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washing airplanes
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Rinse off and dry, dry, dry
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