Key: D major
Verse 1
Vanity
A
Bm
A
D
Bm
A
Press.
Em
Bm
A
Em
Bm
A
You've got to be a member
Em
D
Before they let you in
Bm
A
You can 't get a word in edgewise
Em
D
Unless you shout above the pen
Bm
A
Your heart's gotta be in the wrong place
Em
D
The tension's gotta be thin
Bm
A
Don't fall for the old trap
G
A
D
You're not working for the vanity press
A
D
that'll pass the test?
G
A
Gotta have more hoes than
Em
E
only shows the best
E
Em
it's great success
E
A
Of getting married to the
girl next door
Bm
A
You've got to own every channel
Em
D
If you wanna own every mind
A
Chanel
D
Primaline
Bm
A
If you want to make the next is sue,
Em
D
you better get your skates on, boy.
Bm
A
With a premise as thin as tissue,
G
A
D
Now you're working for the vanity press,
G
A
D
need a conscience on the editor's desk.
G
A
You gotta back up your facts
B
E
Gotta be a piece that only shows the best
E
A
Of being better than the one next door
G
A
Yeah
G
A
Press
G
A
Press
A
Press
Bb
Bm
Don't get clever,
Em
Bm
They can bump you over through
Bm
A
If you wanna make the deadline
Em
D
Make sure your line is dead
Bm
A
If you got any bright ideas
G
A
D
Cause you're working for the very best
G
A
Leave your conscience
G
A
D
Now the anti -media is the vanity press
Em
B
Em
That's all you need to pass the test
G
A
Yeah, we're all working
G
A
Leave your conscience
G
A
D
Now the anti -media is the vanity press
Sell it to the guy next door
You gotta sell it to the guy next door
Yeah, sell it to the guy next door
You gotta sell it
You gotta sell it
You gotta sell it to the guy next door
Sell it, sell it
Sell it to the guy next door
Meanwhile, I'm still thinkin'
about what I just saw
Yeah, me and my jaw dropped
Sell it, you better sell it
Sell it to the guy next door
Yeah, you gotta sell it
Yeah, sell it
Sell it to the guy
One, two, three, four
G
A
D
We are out workin' for the vanity press
G
A
You know it makes sense.
oh by the way,
Songs
With
No
Consequences is not
just my new album, it's
The
Figs' as well, they play on it.
A
That's, you know, where the sort of, you know,
A
I try to write all these dumb songs, you know,
but it's turned out to be a bit
We're going to do something from
Howling
This one, the figs were just, you know,
figlets when I made this album.
And our
Fig du
Jour tonight,
Brett
Rosenberg, was just a twinkle in his
dad's eye when I made this album.
In fact, this shirt is older than
Brett is, I swear to
God.
I found it in the attic the
other day, pulled it out.
Ian
Dury.
These, yeah.
It's on the back.
Yeah.
The lates, great.
These pants I found as well, they're getting a bit thin here,
you can see my leg through
them.
They're probably older than
Brett as well, so you know,
some relics up here, well there's
a relic up here on stage,
what am I talking about?
How did you like the song?
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