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Verse 1
(D major) Satan gave me a taco
and it made (A major) me really sick
The (G major) chicken was all raw
and the grease (D major) was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid
and the beans (A major) were so hard
I was getting (G major) kinda dizzy
eating (D major) all the lard
There was aphids on the lettuce
and I (A major) ate every one
And (G major) after I was done,
the salsa melted (D major) off my tongue
Pieces of tortilla got stuck (A major) in my throat
And the (G major) stains on my clothes
burned a hole (D major) through my coat
My stomach was trembling,
I broke (A major) out in a rash
I was so (G major) dry and thirsty,
and I (D major) didn't have no cash
So I went and found a hose,
tore (A major) off all my clothes
Turned (G major) on the water
and it shot (D major) right up my nose
Some old lady came along
and she thought (A major) I was a freak
So she (G major) beat me with my handbag
until (D major) I could hardly speak
I was lying there naked,
my body (A major) badly bruised
In a hole (G major) of my own blood,
uncon (D major) scious and confused
When the cops came and got me
and threw (A major) me in their van
I woke (G major) up on the ceiling
and I couldn't (D major) find my hand
They took me to the judge,
his (A major) eyes are glowing red
The (G major) courtroom was filled with
witches (D major) and the dead
When the sheriff was a hellhound
with vines (A major) and claws
The prisoners (G major) were tied up
and (D major) chained to the walls
The air was getting thick,
the smoke (A major) was getting thicker
The (G major) judge read the verdict,
said, (D major) cut off his head
But he placed me on the altar,
and he (A major) raised up the axe
And my (G major) head was about to explode
When I no (D major) ticed the marshall's stats
I noticed all the smoke machines
The (A major) cameras and the lights
Some (G major) guy with a microphone
(C major) Run (E minor) nin' (D major) around dancin' in tights
And I noticed the crew
And the (A major) band playin' down below
And I (G major) realized I was (E major) in
a rock (A major) video (D major) record
So I went and joined the band,
then I (A major) went out on tour
And I (G major) smoked a lot of heroin,
then (D major) I passed out in the door
I made out with the groupies,
started (A major) fires backstage
Made (G major) a lot of money,
and I (D major) gave it all away
Well the band got killed,
so I (A major) started a (B flat minor) solo career (A major)
And I (G major) won all the awards,
and I (D major) drank all the beer
They opened up a taco stand,
just (A major) to smell the smell
I'm (G major) cookin' with the devil,
I'm (D major) ridin' down in hell
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Uri Made Me Do It
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