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Uri Made Me Do It easy guitar chords by 
The Pocket Gods
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Verse 1
D
Satan gave me a taco
A
and it made me really sick
G
The chicken was all raw
D
and the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid
A
and the beans were so hard
G
I was getting kinda dizzy
D
eating all the lard
There was aphids on the lettuce
A
and I ate every one
G
And after I was done,
D
the salsa melted off my tongue
A
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
G
And the stains on my clothes
D
burned a hole through my coat
My stomach was trembling,
A
I broke out in a rash
G
I was so dry and thirsty,
D
and I didn't have no cash
So I went and found a hose,
A
tore off all my clothes
G
Turned on the water
D
and it shot right up my nose
Some old lady came along
A
and she thought I was a freak
G
So she beat me with my handbag
D
until I could hardly speak
I was lying there naked,
A
my body badly bruised
G
In a hole of my own blood,
D
unconscious and confused
When the cops came and got me
A
and threw me in their van
G
I woke up on the ceiling
D
and I couldn't find my hand
They took me to the judge,
A
his eyes are glowing red
G
The courtroom was filled with
D
witches and the dead
When the sheriff was a hellhound
A
with vines and claws
G
The prisoners were tied up
D
and chained to the walls
The air was getting thick,
A
the smoke was getting thicker
G
The judge read the verdict,
D
said, cut off his head
But he placed me on the altar,
A
and he raised up the axe
G
And my head was about to explode
D
When I noticed the marshall's stats
I noticed all the smoke machines
A
The cameras and the lights
G
Some guy with a microphone
C
Em
D
Runnin' around dancin' in tights
And I noticed the crew
A
And the band playin' down below
G
E
And I realized I was in
A
D
a rock video record
So I went and joined the band,
A
then I went out on tour
G
And I smoked a lot of heroin,
D
then I passed out in the door
I made out with the groupies,
A
started fires backstage
G
Made a lot of money,
D
and I gave it all away
Well the band got killed,
A
Bbm
A
so I started a solo career
G
And I won all the awards,
D
and I drank all the beer
They opened up a taco stand,
A
just to smell the smell
G
I'm cookin' with the devil,
D
I'm ridin' down in hell
Outro 1
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