Uncle Bill chords by Wooden Wand

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Verse 1
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He said, ain't proud,
there are concerts I attended
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For the express purpose of
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getting the girl into bed
Back then all the chicks
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ever wanted to listen to
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Was fuckin' Poco, America and bread
I said, Uncle Bill,
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don't worry I love you just the same,
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in fact you know it's strange,
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but not a lot has really changed.
I said Uncle Bill,
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sometimes I love those sorority girls
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down at the karaoke bar,
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shrieking now waggin' well tunelessly,
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man it's just like some angelic choir,
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he said, Jimmy don't think nothin' of it,
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I won't hold it against you yet,
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in fact you know it's strange,
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but he trailed off and dropped his head.
I got into his tapes when I was little
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I  never heard of any of those names
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So I stole one that had a song called Heroin
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I stole one that had a song called Cocaine
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He said, Jimmy, you be careful,
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better keep them albums
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from your dad
Yeah, I've seen you and you
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think I ain't lookin'
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Son, you don't need no help
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doin' bad
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Whenever Uncle Bill turns up to play
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you can bet it's a goddamn show
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and he's driven more
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goddamn highway miles
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than anyone else
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I goddamn know you told me
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Jimmy don't you worry
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it'll work out in the end
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I'll just find a soft place to lay your head
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and don't you ever forget
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and your friends.