Ugly Blues
Ugly Blues

Ugly Blues easy guitar chords by The Ugly's

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E A D G B E

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  • D

  • G

  • C

  • Bm

    2

  • Em

  • D

  • G

  • C

  • Bm

    2

  • Em

    • Verse 1

    Hey 
    friend, 

    I 
    wanna tell you 
    something 
    I gotta get 
    this 
    off my 
    chest 

    A 
    funny thing 
    happened to 
    me last 

    week and I 
    was 
    taking my 
    driving 
    test 

    And 
    I was 
    concentrating 
    hard 
    to 

    ob
    serve the 
    highway code 

    When 
    the 
    ugliest 
    thing I've 
    ever seen 

    stepped 
    out 
    into the 
    road 

    And 
    she was 
    ugly, 

    the 
    ugliest 
    thing 
    I've 
    ever seen 

    She 
    was 
    long 
    and thin like 
    a 
    rolling 

    pin with 
    a 
    similar striking 
    pose 

    At 
    first I 
    thought she 
    had two 

    heads but 
    one of them 
    was a 
    nose 

    And 
    she was 
    ugly, 

    the 
    ugliest 
    thing 
    I've 
    ever seen 

    She said, 
    honey, 
    you've just 
    saved my 
    life, 

    that's really 
    quite a 
    feat 

    And 
    with a loving squeeze 
    that 
    buckled my 
    knees, 

    she 
    swept me 
    off my 
    feet 

    She 
    squeezed so 
    tight, 

    I thought I 
    might have bulged 
    right out my 
    suit 

    And when 
    she 
    put me 
    down, there 
    was a crunching 
    sound, 

    she 
    said, you 
    do look 
    cute 

    But 
    she was 
    ugly, 

    the 
    ugliest 
    thing 
    I've 
    ever seen 

    I 
    was 
    bruised 
    and battered, 

    black and 
    blue, but 
    I 
    climbed 
    back in the 
    car 

    The 
    examiner 
    said, 
    step 
    on it, 

    son, let's 
    go somewhere 
    real 
    far 

    So 
    I zoomed 
    away like 
    a thunderbolt 

    with 
    no particular 
    route 

    Then 
    I 
    heard him 
    shout, 
    I'm bailin' 
    out, 

    she's hangin' 
    on the 
    booze 

    And 
    she was 
    ugly, 

    the 
    ugliest 
    thing 
    I've 
    ever seen 


    Well, 
    to cut it 
    short, 

    the 
    ex
    am to 
    court, the 
    first train 
    out of 
    town 

    And 
    I'd have 
    been right be
    hind them, 

    but 
    one thing 
    held me 
    down 

    70 
    stone 
    of 
    skin and 
    bone, 

    now 
    you know just 
    who I 
    mean 

    I'm 
    talking about 
    the 
    ugliest 

    thing 
    I have 
    ever 
    seen 

    And 
    she was 
    ugly, 

    the 
    ugliest 
    thing 
    I've 
    ever 
    seen 

    So, 
    switch on 
    your 

    TV 
    tonight 
    and you'll 

    see me 
    on the 
    news 

    I'm 
    the man with 
    that unique 
    complaint 

    that's 
    called 
    the ugly blues 

    And 
    she was 
    ugly, 

    the 
    ugliest 
    thing 
    I've 
    ever 
    seen 

    She 
    was 
    ugly, 

    the ugliest 
    thing 
    I've 
    ever 
    seen 

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