Ugly Blues chords by The Ugly's

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Verse 1
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Hey friend,
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I wanna tell you something I gotta get this off my chest
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A funny thing happened to me last
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week and I was taking my driving test
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And I was concentrating hard to
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observe the highway code
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When the ugliest thing I've ever seen
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stepped out into the road
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And she was ugly,
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the ugliest thing I've ever seen
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She was long and thin like a rolling
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pin with a similar striking pose
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At first I thought she had two
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heads but one of them was a nose
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And she was ugly,
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the ugliest thing I've ever seen
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She said, honey, you've just saved my life,
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that's really quite a feat
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And with a loving squeeze that buckled my knees,
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she swept me off my feet
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She squeezed so tight,
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I thought I might have bulged right out my suit
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And when she put me down, there was a crunching sound,
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she said, you do look cute
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But she was ugly,
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the ugliest thing I've ever seen
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I  was bruised and battered,
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black and blue, but I climbed back in the car
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The examiner said, step on it,
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son, let's go somewhere real far
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So I zoomed away like a thunderbolt
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with no particular route
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Then I heard him shout, I'm bailin' out,
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she's hangin' on the booze
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And she was ugly,
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the ugliest thing I've ever seen
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Well, to cut it short,
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the ex am to court, the first train out of town
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And I'd have been right behind them,
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but one thing held me down
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70 stone of skin and bone,
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now you know just who I mean
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I'm talking about the ugliest
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thing I have ever seen
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And she was ugly,
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the ugliest thing I've ever seen
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So, switch on your
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TV tonight and you'll
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see me on the news
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I'm the man with that unique complaint
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that's called the ugly blues
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And she was ugly,
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the ugliest thing I've ever seen
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She was ugly,
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the ugliest thing I've ever seen