Two Whoops and a Holler
Two Whoops and a Holler

Two Whoops and a Holler easy guitar chords by Jean Shepard

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • C

  • G

  • D

  • A

  • C

  • G

  • D

  • A

    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    How 
    come 
    a 
    man 
    can 
    fight 
    and 

    cuss 
    and 
    smoke 
    and 
    drink 
    and 
    chew 

    Step 
    out 
    on 
    their 
    wives 
    and 
    do 
    the 

    thing
    s 
    they 
    shouldn't 
    do? 

    But 
    it's 
    all 
    right 
    in 
    the 
    publics' eye, 

    they 
    say 
    he's 
    just 
    a man 

    Verse 2
    But 
    if 
    a 
    woman 
    does 
    one 
    little 
    thing, 

    she's 
    not 
    worth 
    a 

    Two 
    whoops 
    and 
    a 
    holler, 

    she's 
    lower 
    than 
    a 
    hound 

    If 
    she 
    drinks 
    or 
    smokes 
    or 
    tells 
    a 
    joke, 

    she's 
    a 
    lowest 
    thing 
    in 
    town 

    Verse 3

    A 
    woman 
    has 
    to 
    dress 
    the 
    kids 

    and 
    send 
    them 
    off 
    to 
    school 

    And 
    do 
    her 
    best 
    in 
    every 
    way 

    to 
    live 
    the 
    golden 
    rule 

    The 
    re
    sponsibility 
    she 
    has 
    is 

    much 
    more 
    than 
    a 
    man 

    But 
    if 
    she 
    does 
    one 
    Verse 4
    little 
    thing, 

    she's 
    not 
    worth 
    a 

    Two 
    whoops 
    and 
    a 
    holler, 

    she's 
    lower 
    than 
    a 
    hound 

    If 
    she 
    drinks 
    or 
    smokes 
    or 
    tells 
    a 
    joke 
    she's 
    a 

    lowest 
    thing 
    in 
    town 

    Interlude 1



    Verse 5
    If 
    all 
    the 
    gals 
    would 
    stick 
    by 
    me, 

    we'd 
    change 
    the 
    world 
    around 

    We'd 
    make 
    the 
    men 
    walk 
    on 
    their 
    knees 

    and 
    sleep 
    out 
    on 
    the 
    ground 

    What 
    I'm 
    really 
    tryin' 
    to say 
    and 

    I 
    know 
    you'll 
    under
    stand 

    Verse 6
    The 
    women 
    ought 
    to 
    rule 
    the 
    world 

    'cause 
    the 
    men 
    ain't 
    worth 
    a 

    Two 
    whoops 
    and 
    a 
    holler, 

    they're 
    lower 
    than 
    a 
    hound 

    I 
    hope 
    they 
    croak, 
    it 
    ain't 
    no 
    joke, 

    they're 
    the 
    lowest 
    thing 
    in 
    town 

    They're 
    the 
    lowest 
    thing 
    in 
    town 

    Outro 1

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