Two Eyed Sunday Pants chords by Johnny Horton

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Well,  (C major) I went to see Miguel last night,
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I was  (F major) dressed in my Sunday clothes.  (G major) 
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Why I went  (C major) through the old graveyard,
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say, brother,  (D major) nobody knows.  (G major) 
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A  (C major) screech alley hollered right
above my head,
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that's  (F major) when I forgot  (C major) ro mance.
That barbed wire fence, it was too high,
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got the  (G major) hose in the seat of my pant (C major) s.
As soon as I jumped that barbed wire fence,
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I  (F major) knowed I'd made a mischance.
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 (C major) But  (G major)  (C major) I run home just as fast as I could
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with my hands  (D major) on the seat of my pant (G major) s
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I run  (C major) through the door
with an awful moan
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and  (F major) Ma she took one glance
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 (C major) And went to the  (G major) sewing  (C major) ma chine
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to get patches  (G major) for the seat
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of my pant (C major) s
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That's how I  (G major) got  (C major) these two red eyes
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on the  (F major) seat of my Sunday pant (C major) s
Ma had to patch them with
Paul's red flannels
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because I  (D major) tried to jump that  (G major) fence
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Now I'm  (C major) afraid to go to see my gal,
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I'm  (F major) afraid to take that  (C major) chance
It's all because I got two red eyes
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 (G major) on the seat of my Sunday pant (C major) s
I went and plowed all the next week
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thinking  (F major) how I'd missed romance  (C major) 
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 (G major) An  (C major) d  how that screech owl
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nearly scared me  (G major) out of  (D major) my  (A major) Sunday  (D major) pant (G major) s
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I  (C major) was pale for the next three weeks
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and  (F major) brother you could tell at a  (C major) glance
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If there had been three fences there,  (G major) 
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 (C major) I'd have  (G major) left my Sunday pant (C major) s.
Take my warning
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and don't ever go through the  (F major) graveyard
to hunt romance.
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 (C major) To call on a pretty little gal
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you want to  (D major) take to the
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old square dance.  (G major) 
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Cause  (C major) if you do, you just might find out
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just  (F major) what I got my chance.  (C major) 
I'll never forget till the day I die
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 (G major) my two -eyed Sunday pants.  (C major) 
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