Turd Mites chords by Billy Childish & Sexton Ming

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Verse 1
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But on Sunday mornings,
when city and West End are quiet,
the East End markets are in full swing.
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Here we are in Petticoat Lane.
Turd mites are eating mighty turds,
turd mites
are rolling heavy dung,
turd mites
are having all the fun
turd mites
are walking on your mum
look around and see them getting closer
you can run but they'll come chasing after
in a world where dung is getting precious
a tiny mind is out to impress
turd mites
are eating mighty turds
turd mites
are rolling heavy dung
turd mites
are having all the fun
turd mites
are walking on your mum
See the boulder standing on the hill,
see the face staring at you still,
he's made of wheat and elephant dung,
when he rolls you better turn and run.
Turd mites, eating mighty turds,
turd mites,
rolling heavy dung,
turd mites, having all the fun,
turd mites,
walking on your mum.
Evening time is the right time
For little mites to enter the turd mine
Now it's time that mites' work is done
For little mites to munch on their dung
Turd mites
Eating mighty turds
Turd mites
Rolling heavy dung
Turd mites
Having all the fun
Turd mites
Walking on your mum
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Turd -Mites!
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Turd -Mites!
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Turd -Mites!
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Turd -Mites!
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Turd - Mites! you