Tuesday chords by Malibu Ken

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Verse 1
Em 
 (E minor) There's something you should probably
know before we go too far
My neighbor found a mushroom
D 
growing  (D major) inside of my car
Em 
 (E minor) She called me up on tour sounding
emotionally scarred
Although it may have scared her more
D 
that i  (D major) wasn't really alarmed
Em 
The  (E minor) dandruff in a shaken globe
is fit to guild a manger
D 
The pizza face is  (D major) pepperoni, carbuncle,
and caper
Em 
 (E minor) I'm bunions and contusions,
bumps lumps and bruises
Discoloring and other things
D 
Em 
 (D major) I can't reach  (E minor) with the loufa
Not a butcher, not a baker,
A 
D 
pick a booger with a basic evol (A major) utionary  (D major) failure
Em 
D 
 (E minor) I do not open mail, I do not answer  (D major) phones,
A 
D 
the fridge is pretty  (A major) much a home for mayonnaise  (D major) alone
Em 
Watch a  (E minor) pocket- knife surgeon
cut a cyst out in the kitchen
It's the cousin to acutely remov
A 
D 
Em 
 (A major) ing his own  (D major) stitches in a  (E minor) pinch
Kool- Aid ooze that is toothache,
G 
A 
 (G major) mushroom grow (A major) ing in the car
Em 
It's just another  (E minor) Tuesday

Verse 2

Forever now,

forever is a tuesday (Tuesday!)

Forever now, forever now

(Tuesday!)

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Verse 3

And if you waiting for a spell where it falls

into an order you can help then well

Yea, no

On one hand it's pretty gross On

Verse 4
D 
 (D major) 
the other, it's sorta like a
Em 
 (E minor) pretty desert rose
How against all odds
D 
 (D major) Whether wet, dry, night or day,
Em 
garden, pig  (E minor) sty, or cave
Em 
Life science  (E minor) finds a way, boxed- in,
veg'd out, fox in the henhouse
Gray stained teeth,
D 
say  (D major) cheese through a trench- mouth
Em 
 (E minor) "Cheese", Chase dreams
with the hell- bound
D 
Posture suitable for a  (D major) job in the
Em 
bell tower (E minor) 
1 plate, 1 fork, itty bitty lamp
A 
I would offer you a  (A major) drink
D 
but I literally  (D major) can't
Em 
 (E minor) It feels like you're camping when you're
sitting on the can
Where the crib has always simulated
A 
D 
 (A major) living in  (D major) a van
Em 
 (E minor) A little light cleaning,
keep the spiders off his Eden
G 
A 
Maybe  (G major) one day he'll go  (A major) deeper,
D 
Em 
really exorcise  (D major) the demon at  (E minor) the root
I'm in the sofa cushions
over loose change
A 
Black mold  (A major) bath tub,
Em 
homie  (E minor) it's a Tuesday

Verse 5

Forever

now,

forever is a tuesday (Tuesday!)

Forever now, forever now (Tuesday!)

Verse 6

And if you waiting for a spell where it falls

into an order you can help then well

Yea, no

Verse 7
Em 
B 
I can't  (E minor) even keep a cactus alive  (B major) 
D 
when I'm  (D major) present
When I'm gone it's a
Em 
 (E minor) groundbreaking botanical epic
From desolate to Little Shop
of Horrors in a second
D 
 (D major) It's weird knowing life thrives
Em 
more when  (E minor) you exit
D 
 (D major) The trouble man cuddle with
a duffle bag of loose cash
Chews glass scatterbrained,
Em 
 (E minor) aspartame moustache
Moi head lice,
D 
dress like a douchebag, unsaid  (D major) prayers
Em 
Undead rac (E minor) coon hat,
voice of the boiled over
Thick skull,
A 
D 
 (A major) still throw his toys out his  (D major) stroller
Em 
 (E minor) Piss black roof tar, bleed flat cherry coke
A 
Very much  (A major) another wackjob with
D 
a  (D major) megaphone
Em 
 (E minor) Very much another fat slob
playing chess alone
Lesser known fetish porn,
A 
D 
Em 
 (A major) leftover  (D major)  (E minor) Lexapro, etcetera
Everything's coming up goose eggs,
A 
Sunday, Monday  (A major) happy days
Em 
D 
Tuesday  (E minor) is  Tues (D major) day
Em 
D 
Forever  (E minor)  (D major) now, forever

Verse 8
A 
D 
Em 
is  (A major) a  (D major) Tuesday  (E minor) (Tuesday!)
Forever now,
D 
Em 
D 
 (D major) forever  (E minor) now  (D major) (Tuesday!)
A 
D 
Forever  (A major) now, forever is a  (D major) Tuesday
Em 
D 
Em 
D 
A 
D 
 (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor)  (D major)  (A major)  (D major) 
Em 
D 
Em 
 (E minor) Forever  (D major)  (E minor) now,
D 
A 
 (D major) forever  (A major) now