Triskaidekaphobia
Triskaidekaphobia

Triskaidekaphobia easy guitar chords by Th1rt3en

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  • Verse 1



    magpie 
    told 
    me about 

    your stash 
    and 
    your high 
    cash 
    amount 

    So 
    I broke 
    into 
    your house 
    and tossed 

    your 
    spouse 
    off the 
    roof 

    When 
    you called 
    her cell 
    to 

    ask her 
    where she was 
    at 

    picked up 
    the 
    phone 
    and told 

    you she 
    had 
    to bounce 

    After 
    she bounced, 

    she 
    dribbled 
    and then 
    she crossed 
    over 

    She gave 
    me 
    an 
    ice grill 
    so 
    I gave 

    her the cold 
    shoulder 

    Approximately 
    thirteen 

    seconds 
    before 
    she passed 

    Triskaidekaphobia, just 
    to 
    be 
    an 
    ass 

    I told 
    her that 
    my look 
    was 

    trapezius 

    Nova Scotia 
    in the dead 

    of winter 

    I'm a passive 
    assassin, 
    though 

    After my 
    task 
    I laugh 
    and bask 

    in 
    the afterglow 

    Apropos, 
    my 
    tactical 
    training 

    is quite 
    masterful 

    And actually, 

    here's 
    a couple 
    of fun 
    facts 

    I track 
    zodiacs 
    and hack 
    medical 

    records 
    for X- 
    rays 

    For this 
    INFP's perspective 

    on 
    INFJs (like) 

    Let's 
    say 
    you brush 
    your teeth 
    before 

    and after 
    every 
    meal 

    Sanitise your water 
    bottle 

    before 
    checking 
    the seal 

    So 
    when I spit 
    spit 
    in your 
    face when 

    I'm spitting 
    rhymes 

    It lets 
    me know 
    I'm making 
    you 

    have an uncomfortable 
    time 

    Just 
    from the tendencies 
    I learned 

    when 
    I probe 

    The knowledge 
    that mentally 
    you're 

    a finicky 
    germaphobe 

    And eventually, 

    you 
    will grit 
    your teeth 
    and try 
    to strike 

    But right 
    before 
    you do, 

    I'll hand 
    you a 
    picture 
    of your wife! 

    She's 
    alive 
    in 
    the photo 

    See, after 
    Organ
    ized 

    you believed 
    that 
    I went 
    solo 

    I just 
    happen 
    to let 
    Pharoahe Monch speak 

    on my 
    behalf 

    Right 
    now he's 
    at your house 

    and your 
    wife 
    is taking 
    a bath 

    Verse 2
    Thirteen! 

    Time 
    and 
    time 
    again 

    Face 
    to 
    face 
    with 
    sin 

    But I 
    don't 
    wanna 
    lose 

    just 
    wanna 
    win 

    Angel 
    on 
    my 
    left 

    Satan's 
    on 
    my 
    right 

    Which 
    way 
    should 
    go? 

    Verse 3
    Tr- 
    era- 
    ife- 
    el- e- 
    ing, 
    in control 
    of 
    a king 

    The 
    reason 
    why 
    Pharoahe
    Monch has an 

    'E' in his 
    name 

    I'm the floor 
    in the building 
    that 

    you always 
    try 
    to skip 

    The row 
    on the plane 

    where you never 
    wanna 
    sit 

    The times 
    al
    most 
    lost 
    the 

    signs 
    in 
    my 
    vitals 

    I'm Christ's 
    last supper 
    when 

    you include 
    the 
    disciples 

    Used 
    to cycle 
    on 
    a tricycle 
    with 
    a sickle, 

    I'm 
    psycho 

    Sicko who 
    does rituals 
    spe

    cifically 
    for 
    my rivals 

    Thirteen 
    different 
    levels 
    of 

    metaphysical 
    rebels 

    For instance, 
    years 
    ago, settled 

    differences 
    with 
    the devil 

    He 
    tried 
    to cancel 
    me out 
    for several 

    samples 
    embezzled 

    Almost 
    had 
    me off 
    my
    self 
    in the 

    head with 
    some heavy 
    metal 

    Verse 4
    'Cause 

    Time 
    and 
    time 
    again 

    Face 
    to 
    face 
    with 
    sin 

    But I 
    don't 
    wanna 
    lose 

    just 
    wanna 
    win 

    Angel 
    on 
    my 
    left 

    (Ready on the 
    left) 

    Satan's 
    on 
    my 
    right 

    (Ready on the 
    right) 

    Which way 
    should 
    go? 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 5
    Honey? 
    Can you pass 

    me a towel 
    out 

    of the hallway 
    closet, 
    please? 

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