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Touche Pas À Mon École easy guitar chords by 
Les Ogres De Barback
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Verse 1
Em
Petite sœur,
B
il est quelle heure ? Je t’écoute.
Em
Il est mi di, c’est l’heure
B
du casse-croûte.
Em
B
J’ai une envie irrésistible
D
de manger des araignées,
Em
Des puces, des poux bien épicés,
B
Em
Une horde de scarabées avec du beurre,
B
Em
Enfin bref, des horreurs !
Verse 2
Em
G
Mais s’il continue à toucher
D
Bm
à mon école,
Am
B
Em
Le président à la casserole !
Verse 3
Em
Petite sœur,
B
il est quelle heure ? Dis-le moi vite.
Em
Il est midi, allume le feu
B
sous la marmite.
Em
J’ai cuisiné une fricassée de
D
bras cassés dorée à souhait,
Em
Un tas de truc dégoulinants,
G
D
très délicats à digérer,
Em
Des asticots, des rats gluants,
B
Des gros gugusses un peu cramés,
Grouillants, bouillants,
Em
B
Em
Enfin bref, dégoûtants !
Verse 4
Em
G
Mais s’il continue à toucher
D
Bm
à mon école,
Am
B
Em
Le président à la casserole !
G
Oui, s’il continue à tou
D
Bm
cher à notre école,
Am
B
Em
Le président à la casserole !
B
Quelle heure
Verse 5
Em
B
Em
D
Em
B
Em
B
Em
B
est-il ? J’ai le ventre qui m’appelle.
Em
Il est midi,
B
j’ai fait chauffer les gamelles.
Em
On va goûter un velouté de
D
vieux ministres avinés,
Em
Et relevés à l’Elysée,
B
Et de quelques lois
À la noix,
Em
Un pot-au-feu de députés
B
Et un patron qui pue les pieds
Em
Et le fromage,
B
Em
Enfin bref, bon courage !
Verse 6
Em
G
Mais s’il continue à toucher
D
Bm
à mon école,
Am
B
Em
Le président à la casserole !
G
Oui, s’il continue à tou
D
Bm
cher à notre école,
Am
B
Em
Le président à la casserole !
B
Em
B
Em
D
Em
B
Verse 7
Em
B
Em
F#m
Nous, on ne veut pas être entassés
C#
au fond des classes.
F#m
C#
Quelle heure est-il ? J’ai le ventre qui gri mace,
F#m
Qui gargouille, qui crie fort,
E
Qui fait la grève et qui se tord.
F#m
A
J’ai l’estomac qui crie famine,
E
A
Mon école qui tombe en ruiLes ne,
entrailles qui me tiraillent
E
Et mon pays qui déraille.
F#m
On est des marmots qui ont les crocs,
E
A
Des lardons qui ont les j’tons,
E
Des gamins dans le pétrin,
F#m
Des mouflets très inquiets !
E
Et c’est la fin des haricots ! Et c’est
Verse 8
A
E
la fin des haricots !
F#m
A
Et c’est la fin des haricots !
E
J’ai les boules, j’ai les glandes.
Verse 9
A
Mets-y du sel de guérande !
E
Et c’est la fin des haricots
Verse 10
F#m
!
E
J’en ai gros sur la patate.
Verse 11
A
E
Achète un costard cravate !
Verse 12
F#m
E
A
Et c’est la fin des haricots !
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