Tool Timer chords by Colt Ford
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Intro 1
(G major) (D major) (G major)
(D major) (G major) (D major) (G major)
(D major)
Verse 1
(G major) He works (D major) 9 to 5,
5 (G major) to 9
99 (D major) .9 (G major) % of the time
(D minor) A motorhead with a bed
(G major) in the back of his shop
(D major) He's got his eyes on the clock (G major)
until that snap -on truck (D major) comes
He shops like a chick, (G major)
he buys it all on credit
(D major) Maxed out, yeah, but he (G major) don't regret it
Cause he's in (D major) high demand, a (G major) man's man
A modern -day (D minor) rent (D major) -slinger
with a (G major) celly in his hand
He's a (D major) two -timer, (E minor) a sole provider
Sweat (G major) in' for a dollar in his (A major) old blue collar
He don't (D major) use a book, got it all (E minor) in his head
If wor (G major) st comes to worst,
man, he'll (A major) jump on the web
Yeah, he's (D major) flexible, takes IOUs (E minor)
Portrait (G major) s work for work,
tell him (A major) what it is that you do
He's got (B minor) every tool in the
whole (E major) wide (E minor) world (G major)
All he needs (A major) is a girl (D major) (G major) (D major) (G major)
He's got about (D major) ten different 916s (G major)
Open (D major) in' box and everything
(G major) in between
Penlight (D major) in his pocket,
MacGyver (G major) meets Crockett
If it (D major) takes a tool to do it right,
I (G major) guarantee he's got it
Has a (D major) toolbox lined (D minor) (D major) in gold
(G major) with a centerfold
Fold (D major) -out tape to the side,
(G major) so he's good to go
He's (D major) standard in metric,
hydraulic (G major) electric
(D major) Daylight to dark,
shop doors (G major) open and he's hectic
He's a (D major) tool -timer, (E minor) sole provider
Sweat (G major) in' for a dollar in his (A major) old boot collar
He don't use (D major) a book, got it all (E minor) in his head
If wor (G major) st comes to worst,
man, he'll (A major) jump on the web
Yeah, he's (D major) flexible,
takes eye (E minor) on you
Portrait (G major) s work for work,
tell him (A major) what it is that you do
He's got (B minor) every tool in the
whole (E major) wide (E minor) world (G major)
All he needs (A major) is a
One of those wine (D minor) tank top tie,
(E minor) chain draw, drop and misses
To knock (G major) him off his feet
so sweet like (A major) mama's
country kisses
Someone pretty (D major) as a pearl
with (E minor) bouncing blind curls
Someone (G major) to rock his (A major) world
And be a (D major) tool timer,
girl (G major) (B minor) (A major)
(D major) (G major) (B minor) (A major)
He's a (D major) tool timer
Sole (E minor) provider,
sweat (G major) in' for a dollar in his (A major) old blue collar
He don't (D major) use a book,
got it all (E minor) in his head
If worse (G major) comes to worst,
he'll just (A major) jump on the web
Yeah, he's (D major) flexible, takes IOUs (E minor)
On trades, (G major) work for work,
tell him (A major) what it is that you do
He's got (B minor) every tool
in the whole (E minor) wide world (G major)
All he needs (A major) is a girl
(D major) Wide tank, top tie, (E minor) jean draw,
droppin' missus
Do knockin' (G major) my orphans feet
so sweet
like (A major) momma's country kisses
One of those (D major) wide tank, top tie,
(E minor) jean draw, droppin' missus
Do (G major) knockin' my orphans feet
so sweet
like (A major) momma's country kisses
One of those (D major) wide tank, (D minor) top tie,
(E minor) jean draw, droppin' missus
Do (G major) knockin' my orphans feet
so sweet
like (A major) momma's country kisses
One of those (D major) wide tank, top tie,
(E minor) jean draw, droppin' missus
Do knockin' (G major) my orphans feet
so sweet like (A major) momma's (D major)
Thank you.
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