Key: E major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Sometimes
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That we used to call Jane
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Really good at cleaning
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So I couldn't complain
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Lately she's been getting
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tangled up in the shag rub
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This new one's kinda creepy,
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With his idiot grin
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He's head to toe with muscles
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Under translucent skin
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And flexing like some guy at the gym
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Em
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And Todd, the T -1000, scares me
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And he sits in my favorite
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chair and dares me
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When we're out of time
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But I know that he heard
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I turn and catch him looking
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And he flips me the bird
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I ask him when we start
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But I don't think I'm safe anywhere
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When I wake in the dark,
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Todd, the T -1000, scares me
I've got a right to exist
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And he sits in my favorite
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chair and dares me
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And when I look over, he is making a fist
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One, two, ride or die
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So I live like a ghost
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while he's living like me
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It's not my house any more
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And I sneak out the door
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while he's watching TV
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Head down to the cyber store
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I got some new arms installed at the store
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By the biggest ones I can
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Head back to my house,
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Todd answers the door
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He seems more than just a man
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My right arm is a smasher
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And the left one's a saw
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I cut the couch in half
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With my big smashy claw
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He's standing still and silent
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He blinks a single glowing red eye
and then
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Todd, the T -1000, scares me
I've got a right to exist
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Em
And he sits in my favorite chair
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and dares me
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Bm
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