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Todd The T1000 chords by
Jonathan Coulton
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Key: E major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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D

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Sometimes
Bm
Bm
2

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I kinda miss
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G

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the old X, J, and I
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D

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Bm
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G

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A
A

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That we used to call Jane
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D

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Bm
Bm
2

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Really good at cleaning
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G

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and we got along fine
A
A

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D
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So I couldn't complain
Bm
Bm
2

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A
A

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Bm
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2

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Lately she's been getting
F#
F#
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F#m
F#m
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tangled up in the shag rub
D
D

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And finally one wheel just
E
E

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wouldn't spin
Em
Em

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So we said our goodbyes
C
C

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and I traded her in
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D

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Bm
Bm
2

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This new one's kinda creepy,
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G

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makes me shudder inside
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D

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Bm
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2

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G

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With his idiot grin
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A

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Bm
Bm
2

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He's head to toe with muscles
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G

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and they ripple and slide
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A

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D

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Bm
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2

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A
A

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Under translucent skin
Bm
Bm
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Sometimes you stand for hours
F#
F#
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looking into the mirror
F#m
F#m
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D
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E
E

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And flexing like some guy at the gym
Em
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And I'm easily ten inches
C
C

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shorter than him
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Em
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F#m
F#m
2

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B
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2

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And Todd, the T -1000, scares me
Em
Em

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I don't think he knows
A
A

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I've got a right to exist
D
D

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Em
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And he sits in my favorite
F#m
F#m
2

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B
B
2

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chair and dares me
Em
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And when I look over he
A
A

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is making a face
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G

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A

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Bm
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D
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When we're out of time

Bm
Bm
2

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I ask him if he'll va cuum
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G

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and he doesn't respond
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Bm
Bm
2

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But I know that he heard
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Bm
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2

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I turn and catch him looking
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G

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when he thinks that I've gone
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Bm
Bm
2

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G
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And he flips me the bird
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Bm
Bm
2

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I ask him when we start
F#
F#
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if we stay out of the bedroom
F#m
F#m
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D
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But I don't think I'm safe anywhere
E
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Em
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When I wake in the dark,
C
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I can tell that he's there
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Em
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F#m
F#m
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B
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2

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Todd, the T -1000, scares me
Em
Em

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I don't think he knows

I've got a right to exist
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A

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D
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Em
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And he sits in my favorite
F#m
F#m
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B
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2

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chair and dares me
Em
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A
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And when I look over, he is making a fist
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G

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One, two, ride or die
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So I live like a ghost
Bm
Bm
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while he's living like me
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Bm
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It's not my house any more
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And I sneak out the door
Bm
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A
A

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while he's watching TV
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Bm
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A
A

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Head down to the cyber store
B
B
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B
B
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I got some new arms installed at the store
F#m
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B
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A
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By the biggest ones I can
Em
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Head back to my house,
Em
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Todd answers the door
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Bm
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He seems more than just a man
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Bm
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My right arm is a smasher
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Like the trunk of a tree
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D
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Bm
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And the left one's a saw
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Bm
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I cut the couch in half
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And then I smash the TV
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Bm
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With my big smashy claw
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Bm
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He's standing still and silent
F#
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I can't tell what he's thinking
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He blinks a single glowing red eye
Em
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So I give him a shove

and then
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Todd starts to cry
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Em
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F#m
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B
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Todd, the T -1000, scares me
Em
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But I think he knows

I've got a right to exist
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Em
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And he sits in my favorite chair
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B
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and dares me
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But when he looks over
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I am making a fist
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Bm
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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • G

  • A

  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • F#

    2

  • F#m

    2

  • E

  • Em

  • C

  • B

    2

Capo: 2

Transpose: 0

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The original key of Todd The T1000 by Jonathan Coulton is E major.

The primary chords used in Todd The T1000 are A, B, E, C#m, G#, G#m.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 2 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like A, B, E, C#m, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Todd The T1000 is approximately 120 beats per minute.

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