Todd The T1000 chords by Jonathan Coulton
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Intro 1
(G major) (A major) (G major) (A major) (G major) (A major)
(D major)
Verse 1
Sometimes (D major)
I kinda mis (B minor) s
the old X, (G major) J, and I
(A major) That we (D major) used to call Jane (B minor) (G major) (A major)
Really (D major) good at (B minor) cleaning
and we got (G major) along fine
(A major) So I (D major) couldn't complain
(B minor) (G major) (A major) Lately (B minor) she's been getting
tangled up (F sharp major) in the shag (F sharp minor) rub
And fi (D major) nally one wheel just
wouldn't spin (E major)
(E minor) So we said our goodbyes
and I traded (C major) her in
This (D major) new one's kinda creepy, (B minor)
makes me shudder (G major) inside
(A major) With his (D major) idiot grin (B minor) (G major)
(A major) He's (D major) head to toe with (B minor) muscles
and they (G major) ripple and slide
(A major) Under trans (D major) lucent skin (B minor) (G major) (A major)
Sometimes (B minor) you stand for hours
looking (F sharp major) into the mirror
And (F sharp minor) (D major) flexing like some guy at the gym (E major)
And I'm (E minor) easily ten inches
short (C major) er than him
And (D major) Todd, (E minor) the T -1000, (F sharp minor) (B major) scares me
I (E minor) don't think he knows
I've got a right to (A major) exist
And he (D major) sits in (E minor) my favorite
chair (F sharp minor) an (B major) d dares me
And (E minor) when I look over he
is making a (A major) face
When we're (G major) out (A major) of time (G major) (A major) (B minor) (A major) (D major)
I ask him if he'll (B minor) va cuum
and he (G major) doesn't respond
(A major) But I (D major) know that he heard (B minor) (G major)
(A major) I turn (D major) and catch him (B minor) looking
when he (G major) thinks that I've gone
(A major) And he (D major) flips me the bird (B minor) (G major)
(A major) I (B minor) ask him when we start
if we stay (F sharp major) out of the bedroom
But (F sharp minor) I (D major) don't think I'm safe anywhere
(E major) When I (E minor) wake in the dark,
I can tell (C major) that he's there
Tod (D major) d, (E minor) the T -1000, (F sharp minor) (B major) scares me
I (E minor) don't think he knows
I've got a right to exist
(A major) And he (D major) sits in (E minor) my favorite
chair (F sharp minor) an (B major) d dares me
And (E minor) when I look over, he is making (A major) a fist
One, (G major) two, ride (A major) (G major) or die
So (A major) (G major) I live like (A major) a ghost
while he's liv (B minor) ing like (A major) me
(G major) It's not my (A major) house any (B minor) more
(A major) And I (G major) sneak out (A major) the door
while he's watch (B minor) ing TV (A major)
(G major) Head down (A major) to the cy (B minor) ber (A major) store
I got some new (B major) arms installed (A major) at the store (B major)
By (F sharp minor) the (B major) biggest ones (A major) I (B major) can
Head (E minor) back (A major) to my house,
Todd (E minor) answers (A major) the door
He (E minor) seem (A major) s more than just (B minor) (A major) a man
My (D major) right arm is a (B minor) smasher
Like the (G major) trunk of a tree
(A major) And the (D major) left one's a saw (B minor) (G major)
(A major) I cut (D major) the couch in (B minor) half
And then I (G major) smash the TV
With (A major) my (D major) big smashy claw (B minor) (G major)
(A major) He's (B minor) standing still and silent
I can't (F sharp major) tell what he's thinking
He (F sharp minor) (D major) blinks a single glowing red eye (E major)
So I (E minor) give him a shove
and then
Tod (C major) d starts to cry
Tod (D major) d, (E minor) the T -1000, (F sharp minor) (B major) scares me
But (E minor) I think he knows
I've got a right to exist
(A major) And he (D major) sits in (E minor) my favorite chair
(F sharp minor) an (B major) d dares me
But (E minor) when he looks over
I am making (A major) a fist
One thing (G major) at (A major) a time (G major) (A major) (B minor) (A major) (D major) you
Todd The T1000
Jonathan Coulton
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