Today Was A Bad Day chords by Jerry Paper

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 (D major) Slept on a ba
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 (G major) nana peel today  (A major)  (D major) 
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They flogged, squir (G major) ted me in the face  (A major) 
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 (G major) Pants dropped, dipped in the ball  (A major)  (D major) 
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 (G major) My tiny heart was im (A major) pounded  (D major) 
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 (G major) Today was  (C major) a   (A major) bad day  (D major) 
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 (G major) Today was a bad  (C major)  (A major) day  (D major) 
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 (G major) Today was  (C major) a  bad  (A major) day  (D major)  (B minor) 
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 (G major) Today was  (C major) a  bad  (A major) day  (D major)  (G major)  (A major) 
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 (D major) Stepped on a rake and it  (G major) hit me in the nose
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 (A major) I   (D major) bought a steam (G major) roller  (A major) 
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Fell  (G major) down like  (E minor) the stairs  (A major) 
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 (D major)  (G major) Into a pool  (E minor)  (G major) of piran (D major) has
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The  (G major) duck was a  (C major) bad  (A major) duck
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The  (D major)  (G major) duck was a bad  (C major) duck,  (A major) hey  (D major) 
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The  (G major) duck was a bad  (C major)  (A major) duck  (D major) 
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The  (G major) duck was  (C major) a  bad  (A major) duck,
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 (E minor) hey
Love and hate
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Slides  (A minor) through your night (C major) mare, yeah
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Love and hate
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Slime,  (A minor) stick,  (C major) night, man,  (E minor) 
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ass  (A minor)  (C major)  (E minor) 
Living thing
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Slime,  (A minor) stick,  (C major) night, man,  (E minor) ass  (A minor)  (C major) 
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Slime,  (A minor) stick,  (C major) night,  (E minor) man,  (A minor) ass
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At first I was confron (D major) ted with these
small mantis- like creatures
Well they weren't mantises but they had mantis
heads and constantly shifting, dwarf- like
Bodies and they were standing next to these constantly
shifting machines made up of seemingly
Infinitely many tubes
They were all laughing at me, not with me,
but they were inviting me to laugh at myself
With them