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Toaster easy guitar chords by 
Slowthai
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Intro 1
Am
Dsus4
Am
C
Am
Dsus4
Am
C
Am
Verse 1
Am
Not one for authority
Follow you, no follow me
C
Left foot forward, bro be free
There are no rules, just societies
Am
Society says slowthai is
a danger
Headtop rearranger
No love for authorities
C
They took my bro and that's robbery
Am
Did my thing, no way could I cater
C
We can sort it out later
Roll about for that flavor
Am
Nasty boy, it's my nature
Consequence bun a consequence
I'm a narcissist, see you later
C
Defending my team like Shawcross
Am
Can't talk about steez rocking
bootcuts
Shortcuts, no confusion
I wouldn't do you if I was clueless
C
Hop a fence for that bunda
What I do for the music
Am
No man can ever call me junior
C
Say that I'm moving stupid
I don't hit town, drown my sorrows
Am
in Sambuca to act like Cupid
Rather stay at home be zooted
C
It just ain't computing that I ain't coding computer
Em
Am
follow the leader 'till we get snookered
Wear my Zoomers you're wearing
Pumas
C
Lean to the side, twelve from Verucas
I'm sat at home with my Gucci loafers
Verse 2
Couple Rosie Lee on my sofa
Am
Crumpets in my toaster
C
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Am
Pissing off my neighbors
Verse 3
Am
Crumpets in my toaster
C
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Am
Pissing off my neighbors
Verse 4
Am
Not not here Not not there
C
I think someone's there
Turn it up, I don't care
Turn it up, I don't care
Am
Like not not here
Not not there
C
I think someone's there
Turn it up, I don't care
Am
Turn it up, I don't care
Verse 5
Am
Authorities that I can't hear
You can't come in, no pigs in here
Warrant outstanding more
than a year
Hand myself into my city center's,
there
Understanding their agenda
If you're law-abiding, cooperate,
cooperate, bless
Pipes had me say
You'll never catch me alive,
or dead
HMP, can't be a prisoner
C
Put the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher
Am
Bun custody even as a visitor
C
It's not holiday,
Am
and it's not me dog, I want
Mahogany up in my yard
C
Doberman shitting on my grass
Names she's dropppin' on my guns
Am
I never listen to what I got told
Verse 6
Am
Crumpets in my toaster
C
Can't bite on my sofa
Am
At one with nature
Pissing off my neighbors
Verse 7
Am
Crumpets in my toaster
C
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Am
Pissing off my neighbors
Verse 8
Am
Crumpets in my toaster
C
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Am
Pissing off my neighbors
Verse 9
Am
Crumpets in my toaster
C
Can't bite on my sofa
At one with nature
Am
Pissing off my neighbors
Verse 10
Am
I said, not not here
C
Not not there
I think the feds there
Fuck the feds, I don't care
Am
Like not not here
Dm
Not not there
C
I think the feds there
Fuck the feds, I don't care
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