Tip That Waitress
Tip That Waitress

Tip That Waitress easy guitar chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

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    • Intro 1



    She's 
    been on 
    her feet 
    nearly half 
    Verse 1

    the damned 
    night 

    Bringing your 
    beverage 
    and your late 

    night 
    bite 

    She remains 
    cheerful, 

    when you're nasty 
    and tight 

    Makes change 
    for 
    a 50 in 

    dim 
    candle 
    light 

    Ignoring 
    the groping 
    hoping 
    you 
    might 

    Come across 
    with a 
    tip and 

    sympathize 
    with her 
    plight 

    Tip that 
    waitress 

    She's getting 
    her masters, 
    supporting 
    Verse 2

    her mo
    m 

    Amidst 
    the confusion 

    she remains 
    cool 
    and calm 

    She 
    knows exits 
    in case 

    of 
    a fire 
    or bom
    b 

    She 
    knows all 
    the words 
    to the 
    23rd Psalm 

    She handles 
    her tray 
    with 
    pnash and 

    aplom
    b 

    Her brother's 
    a Quaker, 

    her dad 
    was 
    in 
    Nam 

    Tip 
    that wait
    ress 

    Tip 
    that waitress, 
    Verse 3

    she's 
    been 
    waiting 
    on you 

    Skip 
    the small 
    change 
    slap 
    down 

    a 
    dollar 
    or two 

    Her arches 
    are aching 
    her lower 
    back 
    shot 

    Her varicose 
    veins 
    hurt like 

    hell when 
    it's hot 

    Her 
    uniform' too 
    tight, 
    tasteful 
    it's 
    not 

    She 
    knows the specials, 

    and they are 
    not 
    a lot 

    The 
    cook is 
    on 
    qualudes the 

    bus
    boy deals 
    pot 

    If she 
    had a real 
    job 
    she'd quit 

    on 
    the 
    spot 

    So tip that 
    wait
    ress 

    Interlude 1



    Verse 4
    This plea for 
    gratuity's gone on 

    way too 
    long 

    there's a time 
    and a place 

    where them things 
    be
    long 

    The stage 
    and a soapbox, 
    this 
    is only 
    a song 

    To dwell 
    on the matter much 

    longer would 
    be wrong 

    And 
    people 
    get by, 
    she'll 
    get along 

    But 
    I think she 
    gets off 
    when I 

    come on 
    strong 

    So tip 
    that waitress 

    Verse 5

    Tip that 
    waitress, 

    she's 
    been 
    waiting 
    on you 

    Skip 
    the small 
    change 
    slap 

    down 
    a 
    five 
    or a 
    two 

    She's been 
    on her feet 
    Verse 6
    nearly 

    half the damned 
    night 

    Bringing your 
    beverage 

    and your late 
    night 
    bite 

    She 
    remains 
    cheerful, 

    when you're nasty 
    and tight 

    Makes 
    change 
    for a 
    50 in 

    dim 
    candle 
    light 

    Ignoring 
    the groping 
    hoping 

    you might 

    Come across 
    with 
    a tip 

    and sympathize 
    with her 
    plight 

    Tip 
    that wait
    ress 


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