Key: D major•
Intro 1
D
Bm
G
A
D
A
Verse 1
D
the damned night
She remains cheerful,
when you're nasty and tight
Ignoring the groping hoping you might
G
A
sympathize with her plight
D
A
Tip that waitress
Verse 2
D
Amidst the confusion
she remains cool and calm
She knows all the words to the 23rd Psalm
Her brother's a Quaker,
G
A
her dad was in Nam
Verse 3
F#m
F#m
A
Skip the small change slap down
Her arches are aching her lower back shot
hell when it's hot
G
A
Her uniform' too tight, tasteful it's not
She knows the specials,
and they are not a lot
If she had a real job she'd quit
D
G
A
on the spot
D
A
So tip that waitress
Interlude 1
D
Bm
G
A
D
A
D
Verse 4
This plea for gratuity's gone on
there's a time and a place
D
The stage and a soapbox, this is only a song
longer would be wrong
D
Bm
And people get by, she'll get along
But I think she gets off when I
G
A
come on strong
F#m
Verse 5
Tip that waitress,
Verse 6
D
nearly
Bringing your beverage
and your late night bite
when you're nasty and tight
dim candle light
Bm
you might
Come across with a tip
G
A
and sympathize with her plight
D
G
A
Tip that waitress
D
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsD Bm G A F#m
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