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Tip That Waitress easy guitar chords by 
Loudon Wainwright Iii
N/A•
Intro 1
D
Bm
G
A
D
A
D
She's been on her feet nearly half
Verse 1
D
the damned night
Bm
Bringing your beverage and your late
G
night bite
She remains cheerful,
when you're nasty and tight
A
Makes change for a 50 in
D
dim candle light
Ignoring the groping hoping you might
Bm
Come across with a tip and
G
A
sympathize with her plight
D
A
Tip that waitress
D
She's getting her masters, supporting
Verse 2
D
Bm
her mom
Amidst the confusion
she remains cool and calm
G
She knows exits in case
A
of a fire or bomb
She knows all the words to the 23rd Psalm
D
She handles her tray with pnash and
Bm
aplomb
Her brother's a Quaker,
G
A
her dad was in Nam
D
Tip that waitress
F#m
Tip that waitress,
Verse 3
F#m
D
she's been waiting on you
F#m
A
Skip the small change slap down
D
a dollar or two
Her arches are aching her lower back shot
Bm
Her varicose veins hurt like
hell when it's hot
G
A
Her uniform' too tight, tasteful it's not
She knows the specials,
and they are not a lot
D
The cook is on qualudes the
Bm
bus boy deals pot
If she had a real job she'd quit
D
G
A
on the spot
D
A
So tip that waitress
Interlude 1
D
Bm
G
A
D
A
D
Verse 4
This plea for gratuity's gone on
Bm
way too long
there's a time and a place
G
where them things belong
D
The stage and a soapbox, this is only a song
A
To dwell on the matter much
longer would be wrong
D
Bm
And people get by, she'll get along
But I think she gets off when I
G
A
come on strong
D
So tip that waitress
F#m
Verse 5
Tip that waitress,
D
she's been waiting on you
F#m
Skip the small change slap
A
down a five or a two
D
She's been on her feet
Verse 6
D
nearly
Bm
half the damned night
Bringing your beverage
and your late night bite
G
She remains cheerful,
when you're nasty and tight
A
Makes change for a 50 in
dim candle light
D
Ignoring the groping hoping
Bm
you might
Come across with a tip
G
A
and sympathize with her plight
D
G
A
Tip that wait ress
D
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