Til The Money Runs Out chords by Bill Perry

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Em
G
A
Am
B
F#dim
C
D
F#m
C#m
Gm

Intro 1

Verse 1
Em 
Check this  (E minor) out,
a strange beverage
that falls up from the sky
Splashin' back that on the Hudson
G 
in  (G major) Panther Martin's eyes
A 
Am 
G 
He's  (A major) high in  (A minor) his house like  (G major) wearin'
A 
G 
 (A major) candy alphar (G major) ette
Em 
G 
 (E minor) Charlotte  (G major) gave him 27 stitches in his head
B 
With a pint  (B major) of green chartreuse,
F#dim 
Am 
C 
 (F sharpdim) ain't     (A minor) nothin'  (C major) seems right
Em 
You  (E minor) buy Sunday paper
on a Saturday night
G 
Can you hear  (G major) the thunder?
Em 
D 
Someone  (E minor) stole my watch  (D major) 
Em 
G 
 (E minor) I   sold a quart  (G major) of blood
Em 
G 
and bought  (E minor) a   half  (G major) a
pint of scotch
A 
Someone  (A major) tell the Chinaman
Em 
A 
Em 
 (E minor) on   (A major) Telegraph Canyon  (E minor) Road
G 
When there ain't no  (G major) time to unload
Em 
G 
B 
G 
Em 
G 
A 
Em 
 (E minor) So  (G major)  (B major) bye -bye, baby, baby,  (G major) bye -bye  (E minor)  (G major)  (A major)  (E minor) 
A 
G 
Em 
G 
 (A major)  (G major)  (E minor)  (G major) 
Em 
G 
B 
F#m 
 (E minor)  (G major)  (B major)  (F sharp minor) 
A 
G 
Em 
A 
C#m 
B 
Em 
 (A major)  (G major)  (E minor)  (A major)  (C sharp minor)  (B major)  (E minor) 
A 
Em 
A 
 (A major)  (E minor)  (A major) 
G 
A 
Em 
B 
Em 
G 
B 
 (G major)  (A major)  (E minor)  (B major)  (E minor)  (G major)  (B major) 
A 
Em 
C 
G 
D 
 (A major)  (E minor)  (C major)  (G major)  (D major) 
Gm 
 (G minor) Stupid, strange, and lonely
G 
Dreamer,  (G major) toy puppy, and the
Em 
G 
 (E minor) They're  (G major) laughing as they pound
at the Elmo's Alvarado
Jesus whispered, eeny,
A 
G 
meeny,  (A major) miny,  (G major) moe
A 
G 
 (A major) They're  (G major) too proud to duck their heads,
that's why they bring it down so low
B 
A 
 (B major) So bye -bye, baby,  (A major) baby,
G 
Em 
G 
Em 
bye -bye  (G major)  (E minor)  (G major)  (E minor) 
G 
Em 
Pointed Man is smack  (G major) dab  (E minor) in
D 
the middle of July  (D major) 
G 
 (G major) Swinging from his brand new,
Em 
G 
 (E minor) brand  (G major) new necktie
Am 
C 
G 
He  (A minor) said I  (C major) can't go back  (G major) to
Am 
C 
that hotel  (A minor) room  (C major) at all
Em 
G 
 (E minor) So  bye bye  (G major) baby,
Em 
G 
I don't  (E minor) know what's  (G major) going on y 'all
B 
F#m 
A 
G 
Em 
G 
Em 
So  (B major) bye bye  (F sharp minor) baby, baby  (A major) bye  (G major) bye  (E minor)  (G major)  (E minor) 
G 
Em 
 (G major)  (E minor) 
A 
Em 
 (A major)  (E minor) 
B 
A 
G 
Em 
A 
Em 
 (B major)  (A major)  (G major)  (E minor)  (A major)  (E minor) 
A 
 (A major) 
Em 
You  (E minor) 