Thirty Whacks
Thirty Whacks

Thirty Whacks easy guitar chords by The Dresden Dolls

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    • Verse 1
    Thirty 
    licks 
    with 
    a belt 

    - same 
    old 
    tricks 
    on 
    my
    self 

    And 
    I wonder 
    does 
    everyone 

    else 
    live 
    this 
    way 

    A succession 
    of 
    test
    s 
    a triumphant 
    suc
    cess 

    Each 
    time 
    I'm still 
    intact 
    at 
    the end 

    Interlude 1
    of 
    the day 



    Verse 2
    thirty 
    drops 
    in 
    a glass 
    - keep 

    my 
    temper 
    and 
    pass 

    With 
    my breath 
    held 
    you 
    bastards 

    you lucked 
    out 
    again! 

    Its 
    not 
    really 
    so bad, 

    there's 
    still mom 
    there's still 

    Damage 
    to do 
    before 
    they 
    wrest 

    the axe 
    from my 
    hands 

    Verse 3
    its 
    no 
    mystery: you should 
    obviously 
    go 

    Be
    fore 
    I break 
    everything 

    You're 
    always 
    telling 
    me 
    that 

    you're 
    dying 
    to know 

    But you're 
    not 
    really 

    Interlude 2
    listening 


    Verse 4
    how 
    do 
    I 
    manage 
    to sta
    tion 

    myself 
    in harm
    s 
    way 

    And only 
    get 
    hit 
    with 
    a ticket 
    for 
    loitering 

    That I 
    have 
    no 
    way 
    to pay 

    - and 
    no strength 
    to 
    argue 

    My 
    personal 
    demons 
    can scheme 

    with 
    pro
    fessional 
    care 

    Oh, 
    god, 
    they're 
    after 
    me 

    If I 
    could shut 
    them out 
    just 
    for 
    an second 

    I 
    swear 

    I could 
    stop 
    this 
    catastrophe 

    Interlude 3



    Verse 5
    thirty 
    day 
    guaran
    tee 

    But they 
    can't 
    have 
    meant 
    me 

    After 
    all 
    I 
    was born 
    to 
    a 

    childproof world 

    No sharp 
    corners 
    or glass, 

    Small 
    objects 
    or plastic 
    bags 

    Please, 
    these 
    are 
    death 
    to 
    a delicate 
    girl 

    Verse 6
    its 
    no 
    mystery 
    - you should 

    obviously 
    know 

    That I'll 
    destroy 
    everything 

    So 
    don't 
    go 
    telling 
    me 
    that 

    you're 
    dying 
    to know 

    Cause you'll 
    get 
    what 
    you're 
    asking 
    for 

    Verse 7
    and I still 
    manage 
    to sta
    tion 
    my 

    self 
    in harm's 
    way 

    And only 
    get 
    hit 
    with 
    a ticket 
    for loitering 

    Stat
    ing 
    I 
    came 
    the wrong 
    day 

    Now 
    all 
    the demons 
    are screaming 

    their 
    wages 
    aren't 
    fair 

    I've 
    left 
    a secret 
    kept 

    If 
    I 
    could shut 
    them up 
    just 

    for 
    a second 
    I 
    swear 

    It'll 
    look 
    like 
    an 
    acci
    dent 

    I 
    could 
    be 
    de
    cent 
    yet 

    The 
    magnificent 
    end 

    I 
    could 
    be 
    presid
    ent.... 


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