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Thirty Whacks chords by 
The Dresden Dolls
N/A•
Verse 1
Am
F
Thirty licks with a belt
- same old tricks on myself
C
Dm
And I wonder does everyone
Am
else live this way
F
A succession of tests a triumphant success
C
Dm
Each time I'm still intact at the end
Interlude 1
of the day
Am
F
C
Dm
Am
F
C
Dm
Verse 2
Am
F
thirty drops in a glass - keep
C
my temper and pass
Dm
With my breath held you bastards
you lucked out again!
Am
F
Its not really so bad,
there's still mom there's still
C
Dm
Damage to do before they wrest
Am
the axe from my hands
Verse 3
F
C
its no mystery: you should obviously go
Dm
Before I break everything
Am
F
You're always telling me that
C
you're dying to know
Dm
But you're not really
Interlude 2
listening
A
Am
F
C
Dm
Verse 4
Dm
F
Am
how do I manage to station
E
myself in harms way
F
And only get hit with a ticket for loitering
Am
E
That I have no way to pay
- and no strength to argue
F
Am
My personal demons can scheme
E
with professional care
Oh, god, they're after me
F
Am
If I could shut them out just for an second
E
I swear
Am
I could stop this catastrophe
Dm
Am
A
Am
Interlude 3
F
C
Dm
A
Am
F
C
Dm
Verse 5
Am
F
thirty day guarantee
C
But they can't have meant me
Dm
After all I was born to a
Am
childproof world
F
No sharp corners or glass,
C
Small objects or plastic bags
Dm
Am
Please, these are death to a delicate girl
Verse 6
F
its no mystery - you should
C
obviously know
Dm
That I'll destroy everything
Am
F
So don't go telling me that
C
you're dying to know
Dm
Cause you'll get what you're asking for
Verse 7
F
Am
and I still manage to station my
Dm
E
self in harm's way
F
And only get hit with a ticket for loitering
Am
Dm
E
Stating I came the wrong day
F
Am
Now all the demons are screaming
E
their wages aren't fair
I've left a secret kept
F
Am
If I could shut them up just
E
for a second I swear
Am
It'll look like an accident
F
C
Dm
Am
F
C
I could be decent yet
Dm
Am
F
C
The magnificent end
Dm
I could be president....
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