There's A Dead Cat On The Line chords by Peppermint Harris

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 (D major)  (G major)  (A flat major)  (A major)  (B minor)  (A major) 
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If  (D major) your baby tell
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 (C sharp major) s you to  (D major) go into a  (C sharp major) show
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You'll  (D major) find her at a party
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where the  (A major) lights are soft and low
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 (D major) Oh, there's a dead  (A major) cat  (D major) on  (G major) the line,
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 (D major) there's a dead cat  (B minor) on    (A major) the  (D major) line
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You will  (G major) find out every time
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 (A major) there's a dead cat on  (D major) the line  (A major)  (D major)  (A major) 
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If  (D major) she  (A major) calls a taxi
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 (C sharp major) to    (D major) take her everywhere
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 (C sharp major) You'll  (D major) know from the go
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she didn't have  (A major) no taxi  (D major) fare
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There's a dead  (A major) cat  (D major) on the  (G major) line
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 (B minor) There's a  (D major) dead cat on  (A major) the  (D major) line
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You  (G major) will  (E minor) find  (G major) out every time
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 (A major) There's a dead cat on  (D major) the line  (G major)  (A major) 
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Now she  (D major) goes to  (A major) the beauty par (C sharp major) lor
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 (D major) Stays all day long
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 (C sharp major) She   (D major) comes home  (A major) drunk
and staggering crying
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I ain't got nothing  (D major) wrong
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There's  (G major) a dead  (D major) cat on the line
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 (A major) There's  (D major) a dead cat on  (A major) the  (D major) line
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You will  (A major) find out every time
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There's a dead cat on the  (D major) line  (G major)  (A major) 
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Now you  (D major) come  (A major) home in the evening
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 (D major) Find your towels are wet
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 (C sharp major) She   (D major) says to wash them daddy
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And they just ain't got dry  (A major) yet
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There's  (D major) a Dead  (A major) Chad on the  (G major) line
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 (D major) There's a Dead Chad  (A major) on the line
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You  (G major) will  (E minor) find  (A major) out every time
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That a Dead Chad is on  (D major) your line  (A major)  (D major) 